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🚨 PHIL NEVILLE: "Ronaldo was the biggest example of someone that from the outside you think, god given talent, doesn't need to work hard."

@McFlybowy Rubbish

I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.

@_benopaonyx1 2:30 omniknowest

A scientist publicly thanking God for what he saw on the mission around moon but there’s someone who did general science in high school and thinks he knows enough science to say there’s no God

@R_nnyu 😂😂😂😂

You,max and the person wey give you this pickup line,e no go bětter for all of una🙏

Weed is only hated on the internet lol

We serve a miracle working God. Kankam shares a great testimony on radio. 😳

Only social media wey girls no Dey like wee smokers… inna real life they love them

@omoluabi1sq The werey should just have pretended… a big fool

This is not really about the skit but about the lesson it teaches. This guy dropped out of school to take up uber job just to ensure his girlfriend goes to school. He also pays all her bills and take care of her family. Then he went out to work leaving the lady back at home, got an order later to pick a client…..guess what happened next? Guys, never overspend on a woman who is not your wife

@Bond_not_james 2-3 months y u Dey do certificate course.. 2 weeks max

Chased for 6 years 😩 2-3months if you no gree for me, I don enemy zone you. Maybe na why I Neva marry 😭😭

@kingofaccra Ah but the police didn’t try oo .. only 1 person… he should have sprayed them all

Shocking You should never try to attack a police officer. His lights are out for a senseless action.

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@SakaGadgetPlug_ Lack of social amenities

Apart from deforestation, poor infrastructure and soil erosion, which other factors are preventing you from getting married? 😂

“Etwɛ na wodi nu, eyɛ free” Wei

Please help if you can

you're too young to be chasing women who think the highest bidder has to win their hearts. drink coconut water, go to the beach for fresh air, find food to eat and relax

“That is why me and my friends never fuck with dabi dabi ɛb3yɛyie” Shi na bo hu obɛ dunaaaa po😭😭😭

@MrMekzy_ 😂😂😂

Proper humiliation ritual.

The last time Man United played football, Arsenal were still in the race for quadruple 😂😂😂