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Here's another reminder that Judas John Thune should be replaced as Senate Majority Leader! PASS the SAVE America Act!

@SenWarren Remember when you passed Obamacare without reading it? I do. You are stupid.

He refuses to break his vacation for the American people. REMOVE JOHN THUNE! He is tagged, let him hear you!

Donald Trump is the only President in history to have recess appointments blocked by his own party. Treasonous.

Today would be a great day to release the Fang Fang Files.

@nicksortor FIRE JOHN THUNE!

🚨 BREAKING: John Thune is REFUSING to call back the Senate from their 2 week vacation in order to get DHS funded, saying it’d just be a “show vote” No, the show vote was you passing a bad bill at 3am just so you could go home. GET BACK TO DC AND WORK!

A male whale and a female whale see a fishing boat – the male whale recognized the ship that caught his dad whale a year ago. He asks the female whale “let’s both get under the boat, blow air out of our air holes, and it might topple the ship.” They go ahead and do it, with success: the fish boat sinks. However, the seamen from the boat manage to swim away, almost reaching the shore. The male whale, disappointed that they might get away, suggests “Let’s catch and eat them.” But this time, the female whale doesn’t want to join in: “Look, I did the blow job just like you asked, but I really don’t want to swallow the seamen”.

@BamaSaltyMarine Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

People who exercise more tend to move their bodies more often. Scientists believe this is directly linked to the exercising.

Drunken elephants really do exist, and their chaotic behavior is hilarious. Thanks to fermented marula fruit (which has an alcohol content similar to that of beer), these gentle giants end up getting drunk.

Look, Pickle! Idiots everywhere.

It’s called Facebook. 😑

@DefiantOutlawX Reminds me of my last dentist visit.

That’s one way to do it I guess.

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@WithinLimits24 Reminds me of that ancient Deep Purple song from the days just after dirt was invented. Smoke On The Water

My friend Edie told me that there was a wild fire near me, I went and found it. The fire has been contained! 🙏

@ScottPresler 🤣

I’ve never been happier.

@Soaringeagle45 I bought a man purse from Iraq. It's a Baghdad Dad Bag.

Two young boys were in Sunday school learning about Noah’s Ark. Billy asked Jimmy, “You think Noah caught a lot of fish during the flood?” Jimmy replied, “Probably not, he only had 2 worms”

@Shawn_Farash My "For You" usually is full of posts that I made. Now I'm not sure what value I'm supposed to get out of seeing things I just posted so I seldom look at it.

Stop using the "For You" page. Use the "following" page. This way you see what you actually WANT to see, instead of what some algorithm shows you. Take the power away from those who manipulate the algorithm to promote their content. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@Ragin_Cajun79 @goodbreffis Damn straight!

Good Morning (Night) Japan! Here is a normal Texas BBQ for a small group of friends and family. 😉