Hop “Kermit” Lilypad

Genuinely, what were they feeding Xbox 360 marketing

@JudyStroyer808 NOOOOOO

I’ve honestly never been closer to deleting the app.

@CrangusMcBall Great job boys ya ruined it

Should i drink all of this tonight

@GeekZone210 @FO4News Vice Principals (2016) on HBO

@greedyfrog42 @FO4News Sauce?

@BBradford77 “Back from the brink captain” Out of the frying pan is more like it

@bagdadtrav Tell me where to find oversupplied pregnant woman so I can stay far away

best fucking purchase ever #bulking

@JudyStroyer808 Exact context of this pic and this pothead frat idiot is probably cheating on her with a fat bitch. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…

has society finally peaked? #expand

@liltraytray3000 On her knees for the big C is crazy work

This nigga is the coldest bro I’m tryna be just like him

@SheLuvTheThreat Holding in a massive dump 1 hour from the toilet #prayers

Holy mew mog

Ive never understood why I see this guy so much? Is he just the like gay best friend that female celebrities drag around with them like a purse dog?

Just mealprepped like 2 pounds of spaghetti for the weekend

women will get titmogged once, look their female friends straight in the eye and tell them breast reduction surgery "would look so good"

#InventoryDox for the bars tonight. Any questions?

Girlfriend met my parents today. They adored her. Friends loved her. She’s passed out drunk in my passenger side, driving her home She’s so pretty Funny pic included

@uncyiceycat @WhoHasTheBag

@WhoHasTheBag Chase two rabbits you will catch neither

Average hinge experience #toodles

@6ranted Foids migrate to New York for their 20’s

New York has all these beautiful women and San Antonio has two OF girls and nuns 🙃😭