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@Awk20000 Is she doing Trump hands?

Kamala speaks ahead of Trump’s speech “He brought America into a war that ppl do not want..put American troops in harms way..costs are rising by the day..he has done nothing to address the needs of the ppl..bet u he’s going to try to claim victory tonight”

@BMagurn Is it in the constitution?

My son was recently born in a hospital. Does this make him a doctor?

@KamalaHarris Every time I think “fuck Trump” I see something about Kamla and remember how we got here. Can’t spell democrats without M&E.

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

@FurkanGozukara You’re missing the point as usual Dave. It’s not policing. We are shoplifting.

Dave Smith says America cannot afford empire anymore. A country where a 70K worker cannot buy an 800K house should not be pretending it can police the planet.

@The1Antagonist @reddit_lies I mean if we never actually punish the crime, why would they stop?

@reddit_lies Its fine really. We just have to understand its life and death from the get And defend ourselves properly There's no better way to rid ourselves of our enemies

If they get power again they're gonna try to kill us, aren't they?

@CraterfaceJay @benaveryisgood Sad.

@benaveryisgood Wow you are really committed to this bit

Sold out the Comedy store and now they're giving us a Friday 10pm slot. Next one will be on the 24th. Thanks to everyone for coming

@benaveryisgood Adding a second show you say?

@fleshsimulator The fact they haven’t paid him a visit sort of explains maybe how these events are happening.

Literally how is this not a permaban-worthy offense? I know people who have had the Secret Service show up at their house for less lol

@ShawnRyan762 @ShawnRyanShow I got news for you Shawn, every episode is an advertisement for the CIA. All due respect.

Never thought I’d see the CIA looking to advertise with the @ShawnRyanShow…And no this isn’t an April fools joke. 😂

@fleshsimulator I don’t mind the intro but I almost hear a sucking noise?

You absolutely were not trying to make a drill beat you were trying to make Transgender Music

@fleshsimulator I prefer Banksy’s older work.

Beast Mode

@MUSICANDBUILDS The world took an L today.

MAGA JUST TOOK ANOTHER LOSS TODAY AFTER FINDING OUT THAT SYDNEY SWEENY HAS A BLACK BF CHECK ON YOUR MAGA FRIENDS

@drew4worldruler @grok is this gay?

🚨BREAKING: 3I/ATLAS TRAJECTORY CHANGED Today, while everyone is distracted with the lead up to the launch of Artemis II, NASA quietly released new ephemeris data for 3I/ATLAS (JPL 69). If this data is correct, based on observations from 3/21, 3I/ATLAS successfully executed a slingshot maneuver around Jupiter and is now rapidly approaching the inner solar system, reaching the asteroid belt by 4/20. According to the data, the object - now likely to be classified as artificial - slowed from a velocity of nearly 69km/s relative to Jupiter, to a velocity of ~4.20km/s in less than 24 hours in order to complete the maneuver. There are no physics known to humanity that can explain this. Asked for comment, Avi Loeb responded with a single word, “Nice.” Stay curious.

@marknorm Should have been called “That Word”. Legendary set. One of the first viral moments.

How’d they not call this “Looking Inward” #aprilfools

@samtripoli I still get hard to the sound of steel drums.

Today this would just be called “Girls!”

@The1Antagonist Doing a little experiment?

I just walked into the house, and my wife has every episode of Gladiodrome that im on open in different windows playing at once. They aren't muted.

Weed is probably bad: Potheads for years have claimed weed is not addicted and carries no side effects. When you had to scavenge for it- maybe that was true. Today you have unlimited access with no risk of legal consequences. Do ya think the data might change a little bit?

@Naam_kafi_hai It seems like women like men that look like the boys that rejected them in high school.

Why are women nowadays attracted to men with such a body type? 😭

@ChrisWillx Sounds like the prudes are in charge (publicly. Certainly not privately)

Everyone wants to be asked out more. 2,315 people were asked “Do you wish people hit on you more or less?” 92% of men said they wish they were approached more. There’s a moderate sex difference, but even among women, 69% wished they were hit on more. Shoot your shot, folks. — @CostelloWilliam

@AmericaLiveX_ Imagine if the King of England decided to go to war with Ukraine and in doing so, gas prices went up to $4.25 a gallon over here. Would you be pissed?

Is Donald Trump a terrorist to the world ? ○ Yes ○ No Comment below 👇