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does anyone on here have a good way to do the bots now that cheap bots done quick is dead?? i tried another way of doing it, and as we can all tell, it is brutally inconsistent and i haven’t had the time to fix it. but i’d like to.

But you were always too quick to mourn your own ignorance. You never could have guessed that he had seen me.

A sword was laid upon her from shoulder to hip. Her feet were bare. Upon her chest, straddling the sword, there was an open magazine. The first thing she saw upon opening her eyes was a pair of tits.

Gideon reached over to take Harrow’s hand. They sat there, wet through and uncomfortable, fingers curled into each other’s in the half-light, the pool interminably lapping at the cool tiles that surrounded it.

Always your sword, my umbral sovereign; in life, in death, in anything beyond life or death that they want to throw at thee and me

The letter was wrapped around a black, folded-up bunch of angles: smoked glass, thin black frames, mirrored lenses. A little bend in one arm, but otherwise—you’d kept my sunglasses.

“You both had more grit at seven years old than I ever had in my entire life,” said Ortus. “You are the most worthy heroes the Ninth House could muster. I truly believe that.”

To which a voice on the opposite side of the shore was raised, exceeding wroth, and Alecto heard it shout in a very great shout: Get in line, thou big slut.

I absolutely regret not kicking Crux down a flight of stairs and watching him go Oof, ow, my bones down each step, which now that I think about it does not help the case I am making here—I wasn’t absolute garbage. Maybe you’d agree.

I GOT APPROVED FOR A ROOM TO RENT!!!! I need to pay a deposit and 2 weeks rent in advance to secure the room. I've got until the 9th to get the money together. Obviously part of my unemployment payments will go toward this too. EVEN $1 HELPS!!! ko-fi.com/emilygwen/goal…

Emily Gwen created the lesbian flag and made it completely accessible for all of us to use. So yeah you should fork over some money ESPECIALLY if you’ve used it - if it’s in your header or your profile picture or you have a flag on your wall etc.

All of the moral high ground I got by falling on a spike for you would have been undone immediately if you came back to one arm, half a foot, and a disfigured ass.

btw - trying to get this put together

And you were angry. You were always such a little bitch when you were angry.

Holy shit. Perpetual bone. Harrow had actually cracked it. She was too busy admiring her necromancer to catch the thick rope of vertebrae that looped around her waist and cinched tight.

It was Magnus who stepped forward and looked at Harrow face-to-face. And perhaps she felt that more keenly: that he was the man who had, in Gideon’s own words a lifetime ago, been nice to her cavalier.

"...is this about Harry, after all?" There was a deep indrawn breath; Ianthe laughed and said-- "You don't have to breathe, you know."

“The land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will I die: and there will I be buried. The Lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part me and thee,” said Gideon.

“Don’t do this to me.” “I owe you your life,” said Harrowhark, “I owe you everything.”

Harrowhark-and-Gideon, Gideon-and-Harrowhark at last.