griptonite

hi, my name is griptonite and my favorite felonies are false impersonation, forgery, and the occasional blackmail

@finiteopencover it’s as easy as doing this irl though

gen z is cooked because we don’t know how to proposition each other for sex outside of the context of apps on our smartphones

@hktsre @voidshapes

the hottest thing a woman can do is work for Anthropic tbh

@malibrated how does the food compare to a denny’s

The Tesla Diner’s menu is fundamentally broken. I can order a stack of pancakes but can’t get a side of bacon and eggs? Get serious

@soupgirlll NO WAY

I’m back

@kodanagain Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

@weeklytreeman you can’t post this without also posting the response

Many of you ask gpt for cute images but do you have the gut to do this?

@malibrated mal with his tater-dick

I'm the opposite of a dictator. Tater-dick

@sfspacesquid the way eli is moving:

Me when a girl at Balboa asks what do I do for a living

@weeklytreeman lmao

@sfspacesquid need some russian bear AI videos

While you use Claude code, I study Russian AI videos. We are not the same

@rissaoffline rice + eggs + ground beef ✊

@griptonite hen hao brother whatcha gonna cook?

Does anyone wanna do a Motivation Monday . Tell me your goals for this week!!

@shguke nooo he was a moot

@griptonite no its purely this that turned me

i will be really sad to lose u guys but this app should be banned

@Impish_Bunny why not take on a part-time on the meantime?

it's crazy how much of a hit to your self-esteem you take from a prolonged period of unemployment

@cosmos_raj haven’t read these yet but 1) How to Hide an Empire and 2) The Power Broker

For 2026 I want to read more books. The idea is to finish 24 hard books by the end of the year. To give myself a carrot I’ll set aside 25 bucks for each book I finish towards a nice dinner. To give myself a stick, each book I don’t finish I’ll donate $25 to Vivek Ramaswamy’s campaign The current list is -Don Quixote -Count of Monte Cristo -Infinite Jest -The idiot -Ulysses -Madam Bovary -Faust -Sense and sensibility -Beloved Would love any recommendations you guys have

@malibrated the nighttime firework shows are gone?! that was main attraction

Disney cancelled their fireworks, no wonder their stock is tanking

@malibrated the age old question

Hey what happened to elbow

@retarded_whore @rissaoffline > chipotle mayonnaise ???

Girl hobbies: - Pilates - flowers - truth - beauty - baking - matcha - yapping - beauty rituals Boy hobbies: - gambling - video games - chipotle mayonnaise

@alxtseng girls love assassins and arms dealers

remembering how someone introduced me to this girl like: “hey she’s filipino. you should tell her all about how you want to sell missiles to the philippines”