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@chrisclarkefly Love the palm tree ceiling fan. 😍🥰

First day of preschool and i'm a little choked up.

@chrisclarkefly If you build it, they will come.

I ordered some stuff.

.@MarvELIZbish My rap name is Krazy Kracker Garry. Check yours: myrapname.com

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Fallapallooza 2019 crew

@MarvELIZbish “if you build it, they will come.”

@MarvELIZbish I’m sorry @MarvELIZbish How can I help?

@SuperJew513 Middle Tennessee State on Saturday night.

@MarvELIZbish @falloutboy Eve6 horrorscope

Fall Out Boy: From Under the Cork Tree. @falloutboy

@MarvELIZbish @parksandrecnbc Wow. Spelled backward is wow

“If you rearrange the letters in Peru it spells Europe” @parksandrecnbc

@chrisclarkefly Bravo!

My wife served a charcuterie board to our friends tonight. In addition to preparing such an amazing spread, she literally sanded and waxed the board she found in her dad’s garage. I think she deserves a hearty 👏👏👏

@cedarville Micah 6:8

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, reply with the first Bible verse that comes to mind. Don't read the replies before you share yours!

Driving home from ikea listening to Swedish House Mafia.

Last sunset. Mi stima Aruba. @ Hyatt Regency Aruba Resort & Casino instagram.com/gswartzentrube…

CVG🛫CLT🛬AUA 🇦🇼

@MarvELIZbish packed.

@MarvELIZbish Get it

@daveerdie I waited in line all day in the snow... for this?

Mkay, time for big announcement! For the first time in my travel life, I’ve used every article of clothing that I packed. No more/no less. THIS IS A BIG DEAL

@daveerdie I’ve always known you as a real go-goetta.

Ima make goetta today.