Guy “Murr” Murray

Do any of you niggas ever crank hog and get paranoid that you’re going to connect to a Bluetooth speaker?

@WiredForSound__ 1000% from Jersey

6 months ago, this would have been captioned “I’m slobbering like a fucking retard”

Should’ve listened to my racist grandpa when they first let Tiger on the tour 30 years ago. “This is how it starts,” he said. He was right.

Blacks should not be allowed in Augusta #nuke

Enjoying a nice glass of red this evening👌🏻

@RonSlater Seattle 89 Metallica

Fully convinced this is the best concert of all time

@vickvinegarxx Insane pull with the song here

@RichWhiteman912 That ain’t package nigga!

Ladies and Gentlemen. The Gadsden 5

on Xanax at subway asking them to make a 6 inch

@kllyslatersucks “Duane and Dickey”

Teach asked I remove the AirPods but Duane and Dickey don’t land the plan for at least another minute #corneliandilemma

They should invent a dating app that only has hot white sorority girls who want to fuck you #Lightbulb

@HardBarn @GRPermaBanned Fuck WCG but these bitches are retarded

If you listen to Treaty Oak but don’t like William Clark Green, I don’t think you really like the red dirt scene lol. I think you just like to like what’s popular at the moment. WCG is damn good. And has been for a while now.

The Gringos management after seeing the Oak Street Package video

How can I get my Instagram feed to block all videos of college bands where the lead singer is sitting on the ground and doesn’t play an instrument

Those Jam in the Streets shows in Athens have got to be chomper city

You cannot convince me that “people” from Long Island and New Jersey are not domestic terrorists

@WCSOFL #rapewaltoncountysheriffsoffice

HOOK 'EM.... up. Texas is on the board, folks. Just after midnight Monday, @WCSOFL responded to a noise complaint on Los Angeles Street in Miramar Beach. When deputies got to the house and announced themselves, people began flooding out of the residence like someone had unlatched Bevo's gate after taking a selfie. Those inside said that the 19-year-old who rented the home was "down the street". However, four admitted they had contributed money toward renting the house. Walter Bristol, 19, of Abbott, Texas, Brayden Flemming, 18, of Austin, Texas, Justin Teall, 19, of Spring, Texas, and Milam Olson, 19, of Dallas, Texas, were all arrested and charged with open house party. Olson was also charged with having a fake ID. They were all transported and booked into the Walton County Jail, more than 44 miles away in DeFuniak Springs. Mess with the bull, get the horns.

Expecting some generational content from my queen this week

Harrison Smith reports that anonymous X users worldwide are discovering that their real names are being searched in Israel. This comes after X began using verification software from Au10tix, an Israeli company staffed and created by veterans from IDF Unit 8200. “X is helping Israel unmask its enemies.”

Insurance company foaming at the mouth rn