spencer reid quotes

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Rossi: What do you need to crack it? Reid: The ability to clone myself and a year’s supply of Adderall. Rossi: I’ll put on the coffee.

A psycho with a whistle. That’s not too weird.

You’d be surprised how many killers do what they do because of their parents.

Zugzwang. It’s a chess term. It describes the point in a game when a player realizes he’ll inevitably be checkmated. He has to decide whether to resign or play through the bitter end.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Evil can’t be scientifically defined. It’s an illusory moral concept that doesn’t exist in nature. Its origins and connotations have been inextricably linked to religion and mythology.

You should see what comes up when you type 'death' into a search engine.

Oh, yeah. Well, for the record: a CD was not sent to the police this morning and the Tragic Overture was written by Brahms, not Wagner. So luckily, I guess it's not your cousin!

This model frequently concludes itself to one of two possibilities: either the stalker will kill himself, or he’ll kill the object of his affection.

No ice skating.

Hotch: There are a lot of ways sons defeat their fathers. Reid: I just keep getting PhD’s.

A psycho with a whistle. That’s not too weird.

Tonight I win. The score between me and you is two to zero. By tomorrow morning, it'll be a clean sweep. Enjoy eternal nothingness. It’s a metaphor for your life.

You are a hypocrite.

Fourteen is when we start to make our own musical choices. Our cognitive development evolves at that age and we start to form our own cultural identity.

I guess now I know what a parent feels like when their kid grows up. Someone who’s depended on you for so long and then suddenly they’re off living their own life and they don’t really need you anymore.

This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself.

None taken. In fact, neuroprocessing speeds reach their maximum at around age 16, so when it comes to being affected by crime scenes and other graphic visual input, we are all really the same age.

You’re my best friend... where else would I be?

You know, oftentimes when a stalker's advances are completely ignored, their erotomanic fantasies will be diverted to a more receptive target.