Hannah Breedlove

“Chocolate never goes bad” she says as she eats the single worst piece of chocolate she’s ever had in her entire life.

The hill that I will die on: the oc is a PERFECT show

on Halloween, someone reported this house in Baltimore to the Health Department for illegally running a restaurant out of a residence 😭

I have an HR complaint regarding an office plant?

@unlimitedbasil It was 8th grade that your underwear was showing

And no @hbreadlove it’s not what you think it was!!!!

I just genuinely considered taking the rest of the afternoon off because I remembered something embarrassing I did in 6th grade

Woohoo I’m a running coach now, guys! teamrunrun.com/coach/hannah-b…

annoying how running is 90 percent ignoring discomfort you want to listen to and 10 percent listening to discomfort you want to ignore

Excited to announce I’ve teamed up with @UnderArmour as the Women’s Head Coach of the Mission Run Baltimore Distance Team. Beyond excited to get working with some amazing women in pursuit of their goals as professional athletes (stay tuned!). Time for liftoff 🚀

Magnificent

@unlimitedbasil Okay but is it you

She’s a 10 but she’s not cool and she’s not smart and she can’t even parallel park

My dog celebrated April Fools by escaping her locked crate and showing off chilling on the couch when I got home. Queen of pranks, maker of fools.

New tires and a bunny

The feminine urge to tweet about the b*ch*lor and delete the tweet so that you don’t accidentally earn them any money or contribute to any ratings

I almost didn’t watch this season and that version of me was right #TheBachelorABC #mistakes #ihatethisshow

Rachel asking Gabby if she is ok 😢 is by far the highlight of this entire season #TheBachelor

Did I bonk on a run where it says “bonk” or did I bonk on a run BECAUSE it says “bonk”?

no bdsm but all cream cheese should be whipped

I don’t usually feel old, but every time I dive at volleyball practice the teens I coach say “are you okay???” and sometimes it even comes with a little gasp

Might take up gratitude journaling just to document how happy I am that @HilaryDuff is on my tv screen being amazing in the year 2022