one of my longest standing friends looks a lot like projared and it's really fucking funny because the older we get the truer it becomes
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Calliope!!
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Calliope!!
@helladomin0
bitch i’m trying to make me some tweets
เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2021
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Calliope!! รีทวีตแล้ว
12 angry men in my pants
#improvedmoviestitlebyaddinginmypants
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i think i’m secretly canadian the way i’m making schemes
Jay 👽@vincentjell0
do canadians just like making plans or smth
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I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025.
COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!
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i like the new fortnite rivalry system because my thirst for blood is sated frequently
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@helladomin0 WHO IS HE AND WHERE IS HE FROM AND CAN I GET HIS NUMBER?????
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Calliope!! รีทวีตแล้ว
this says a lot about society
Hamger@Hamger7
Was gonna post something like “A woman is gonna qrt this and say something about how this says a lot about society” then I saw some tweet literally seconds later about how men’s bodies aren’t nearly as commodified and objectified. Life is a series of things that happen.
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@bonougie4eva dude i still have the same phone lmao being broke preserved my funny silly memories
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@helladomin0 all my garageband shit is gone cause i kept getting new phones and shit 😭😭😭 all i have left is in an unlisted youtube video and on the vampire cooky account
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this shit @bonougie4eva and i would throw together back in the day is still so fucking funny to me
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@bonougie4eva dude we used to make these terrible garageband songs all the time!! i have like 40 that never got finished with vocals and everything just laying around
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@bonougie4eva this is what it would look like if they dissected my brain
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