Bill Kittle

@benmaller Blind Sophie “read all about it.” It was a quick read. He won’t see this.

@benmaller What is Blackmore doing with the other 4 thousand dollars?

@benmaller I haven’t been back to P OB’s house since.

Got the clap once. Small price to pay considering. @benmaller

@benmaller Do you know how much craps money I’ve won after hours at Tyre Wrack parking lot. I’m goin’ Sizzler!

@benmaller You ever get the clap?

@benmaller line 3&4 for the wins.

@benmaller Do you know why Petros got the free Clippers chair and Fred didn’t? Health department tested & P’s chair tested higher than the elephant commode at the zoo. Potential for a $50k fine.

@benmaller I’m still the champ! Haha! 👑

@benmaller That was funny. Well done. BTW it’s a 2 for 1 sale so I’ll drop yours off at the station per your request. 👊🏻

I gotta crash man. I gotta get up early to drive to Riverside tomorrow to get a Swedish Penis Pump. Resale discount. Pennies on the dollar. @benmaller

@benmaller with his Swedish penis pump?

@TheJonasKnox @benmaller Oh Ben, LA Looks hair mousse on sale on Amazon Prime. I remember you remarked on that recently. Fila shoes as well. Your time is now Ben!

It’s @TheJonasKnox His Pomade demands cut Burt’s remote broadcasts food per diem in half! Burt hasn’t had tiramisu in nearly 2 months. Radio show contract hair demands. When will it end Dracula? @benmaller

@benmaller Trivia. Who uses more pomade? @TheJonasKnox or the cast of Happy Days?

North dropped the call. Driving thru a tunnel. Anyway, the “crowdfund” you created to raise money for Matt Smith’s 2 left feet affliction. I’m going thru tough times. Is $5 enough? If I give $10 will you stop back2back commercials? $15?

@benmaller Ben I have a burning question for you. Crap. Mike North is calling me. I’ll circle back next week.

@gervaisclips @rickygervais @billmaher @DavidSpade @TeamCoco Helen Keller Tried and failed. Good Job Paris H.

@gervaisclips @rickygervais @billmaher @DavidSpade @TeamCoco I’m sorry Paris Hilton hacked my account. Password was “uh”. She nailed it.

“You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. Everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, I did that.” - Ricky Gervais