James Weir

I'm a Kim in the streets and a Kris in the sheets.

We have a double sex-with-an-ex drama tonight because of course this show spruiks scandals like they’re a two-for-one value pack of Vileda sponges #MAFS #MAFSAU 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 EP 9 RECAP👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 bit.ly/3jKwtxr

PSA: Josh is not a human dildo. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 EP 8 RECAP 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 bit.ly/3JPIBHS

The annual Hot Or Not challenge has - gasp! - ended in disaster. Play it with your colleagues in the office tomorrow 🥰🥰 #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight bit.ly/3JNRVw2

It's just another night on OnlyFreaks #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 EP 5 RECAP 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 bit.ly/3JDT3SR

What do The Go-Go’s, Paris Hilton and Toni Collette have in common? They all appear on the official Spotify playlist to #TheHemsworthEffect. 🎶 LISTEN: spoti.fi/3jspGIr 📚 BUY: bit.ly/3JzLjkx

Are you loving @hellojamesweir's reality TV recaps as much as we are? #MAFS episode 1 is live now, but for even more razor-sharp insights and wit, pick up his new novel, The Hemsworth Effect! Perfect for reading on the beach, or judging reality contestants from your couch 💅

Tonight, a #MAFS wife recoils when her new husband fails to display the same ambition and work ethic that she exudes in her career as a ... make-up vlogger. #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU bit.ly/3DvxdwM

It takes a brave person to speak up and tell their story — especially after they’ve just been shushed. Victims of shushing should not be silenced. After all, that’s what the shusher wants. #MAFS #MAFSAU 👇👇👇 EP 2 RECAP👇👇👇 bit.ly/3wG78Hs

Welcome to the tenth season of Australia’s Next Top Sex Freak! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #HideYaSheets 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 EP 1 RECAP👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 bit.ly/3HDZC6i

Spent the weekend terrorizing Melbourne bookstores and stealing pens 🥰🥰 #TheHemsworthEffect BUY NOW: bit.ly/3IE17Tb

#TheHemsworthEffect is now available in 100% of all airports. Pick up a copy while commuting this Christmas and use it as an excuse to not talk to your families 🥰🥰

#TheHemsworthEffect now has its own cocktail, The Byron Karen. Try it while listening to me and Pip Drysdale at Dymocks Books In Bars this Tuesday. Tix: trybooking.com/events/landing…

Released today wherever you buy your books! It’s as jam packed as an açaí bowl. #TheHemsworthEffect Buy here: bit.ly/3EM40NZ

#TheHemsworthEffect drops tomorrow and, to celebrate, we’re throwing a big party at his house: Westfield Byron Bay. He doesn’t know it yet. Buy all the copies now … before he does: bit.ly/3EM40NZ

Hearing these kids thoughtfully explain their DIY mullets resulted in a piece of journalism that is gripping, urgent and necessary. bit.ly/3ATYDuX

And if you’re around on Tues Dec 6, join me and Pip Drysdale @ Soultrap for Dymocks Sydney’s Books In Bars. We’ll chat life, love … and that night we both stayed in a fancy hotel and Pip accused the staff of spying on her through the TV 📺 TIX: bit.ly/3zEF2yj

You can now go to bed each night with a little piece of Hemsworth 🥰🥰 #TheHemsworthEffect hits bookstores on Nov 30 📚

@KerriSackville I’ll have you taxidermied and propped up near the escalators at Westfield Bondi Junction xx

Please when I die can no-one leave my body 'lying in state' that sounds quite horrible many thanks.

We can always rely on our nation’s most prominent influencers to treat every situation with an appropriate level of practicality. #SITG2022 I’ll be reporting live from the Splendour swamp all weekend 🥰 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻RECAP👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 bit.ly/3RXd1JI

How do you find love in the desert without internet or Tinder? I found out. #BigRedBash bit.ly/3RnoLoD