Guppy Major

#TWSTRP #twstoc

ATP I'm gonna transfer to NRC for the fucking food Azul, Jade, and Floyd cook in the Mostro Lounge y'all would always find me there

@thebettertweel Who lobotomized you

Dear world What's with the hate? Can't we all just get along? Why don't we all cuddle and sing this song? Y'know I used to wonder why was I so happy yet everyone around me was so sad And that's when it hit me The truth was I'm just a better person!

@RxieIle I can try 😭

@hells_prince_1 😭😭😭😭😭get him away pls😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Im...not quite sure what this means but im quite scared of it.....??

@RxieIle I leave him unattended and my boyfriend eats part of my childhood oomf wtf 😭

@hells_prince_1 ah.....well ur not too far from the truth...Floyd did get to me so☹️☹️☹️☹️

MY FAVORITE SWEATER SHRUNK IN THE WASH FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK

@RxieIle The character you inspire lives hes just.... Missing a limb or two ... Maybe an eye and part of his jaw

@hells_prince_1 ☹️☹️okay i guess but its still extremely worrying!

@thebettertweel *magics the toilet to you*

I have to pee so fucking bad someone help

Dude having 9 siblings is exhausting cause out of everyone's laundry WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY BOXERS THAT GET LOST Sebastian count your fucking days

@burningblot @DormHoppingA I mean...

all bc i ragebaited the guy ONCE 🥀

Floyd is an unstoppable force and Jade is an immovable object

@azultheoctopus1 Take care of urself dude don't die I need someone to proofread my shit

Is my temperature really that high…? Ugh… I’m burning up… There’s been far too much cross contamination going on recently that I must’ve caught this fever from someone else…

@thebettertweel Bad day to be a vegetarian 😞

Imagine going to a school that specializes in magic and then in your second year everyone starts eating people

@Juice_Spade_ ITS OKAY IM HERE FOR YOU

@hells_prince_1 AAAAGGHH I HATE THAT YOU'RE RIGHTTT💔💔

whoah

@Juice_Spade_ IT IS BUT ITS BETTER TO RIP THE BANDAID OFF THAN TUG AT IT FOR YEARS

@hells_prince_1 BUT ITS SCARY!!!!

@Juice_Spade_ BE YOURSELF I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED FLOYD IM GAY WHEN I MEANT TO TEXT JADE WHEN I WAS COMING OUT

@hells_prince_1 NOOO HE MIGHT SEE💔💔

@Juice_Spade_ YUHUH DEUCE ITS A SAFE SPACE/silly

@hells_prince_1 WH NUHUH!!/silly

Mmmm 7 layer beet salad 🤤 Mostro Lounge always surprises me when it comes to vegetarian options

@Juice_Spade_ It's fine tho I won't judge

@hells_prince_1 ...Oops..

why do i like scary rule heavy strict men who are shorter than me...