alex | clown shoes jones

im better at comprehending horrors than yall

@acerperegrinus i’m such a chronic downloader in this situation. i have manacled because i MIGHT one day read it and the author was going to delete it lol

ITS A FUCKING NOTE THAT THEYRE GONNA DELETE THE FIC??? WHAT

@AO3_Status love you ao3 staff 😭😭

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@zanzimez I’m shaking, what do they expect me to do all day at my job? Work????? What is this the Dark Ages?

One of the main reasons why I kept drawing mpreg is that someone tried to call ICE over it, and the only reasonable response to that situation is to draw more.

hey @mattdinniman is there a timeline on those comics? i fear im just going to have to print and wrap printouts of the included goodies for christmas….

i should probably start taking my accountant’s calls, huh.

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

everything is destiel to me

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hey, do you remember like last week when Discord announced server capacity was getting raised to 25 million people, and everyone went “why would you need 25 million people in a discord server?” and then Nepalese Zoomers took over their government via Discord?

Things to remember about Charlie Kirk: - he said it was a mistake to pass the Civil Rights Act in 1964 - he blamed "Jewish money" for ruining American "culture" - he said gay people are a disease - he said the 2nd amendment is worth the cost of "some gun deaths"

My landlord said I can't have a cat, so I bought a box of five hundred live house centipedes instead. Turns out he's not happy about that, either. Well tough. This is called compromise. We're compromising now. All five hundred and two of us.

got bit <3 by a human <3

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

my colleague lets call him bert, is this extremely serious individual who only speaks when those words will have impact and has pathologically clean desk and schedule. meanwhile, his husband ernie who we first met at a trivia night social is the complete opposite of bert

no dog is more tolerant than an yellow lab surrounded by drunk white ladies