Helen Elizabeth

still pinching myself that triston casas trusted me to photograph the official launch of his foundation i'll never stop being proud of him and i'll never stop rooting for him to get all the love and success he deserves 🩵

@SmittyOnMLB you literally cover triston casas

About a week ago, my daughter asked if she could paint my nails. I said no. She asked again. I said no. She begged. So I compromised and let her do my toenails because I can put socks and shoes over my feet. Anyway, I thought it would wash off after taking a couple of showers. It hasn’t even slightly faded. Wtf? How long does this stuff take to come off?

@zoidbergererer seeing huge birds of prey like that is so cool until the split second when they get too close for comfort even though you know they aren't interested in you hahahahaha

@hesilf They're huge and majestic!! Actually that reminds me I had a bald eagle swoop down and grab a fish in the road ahead of me while driving the other day. I forgot how huge they can be too.

i thought i was going to see some cute little ducks this morning but instead i saw this?????? what kind of bird is this?????? just hanging out at the chestnut hill reservoir??????

@YirmiyahuLaw it was pouring rain so i didn't stick around to see it fly off but i did see it jump into and then back out of the water and that was also cool

@hesilf Yeah, they're very cool, they look like dinosaurs. It's even cooler to see one take off and start flying.

@zoidbergererer i don't think i'd ever seen one before and it was so cool!!

@hesilf Great blue heron are awesome!

@YirmiyahuLaw thank you!! so cool to randomly see one like that

@hesilf Great Blue Heron

the mets can speedrun re-traumatizing all of their millennial fans if they wait until after a game against the angels to fire carlos mendoza and then the entire roster shaves their heads

@CatWillis46 at least they're both so used to it that they're probably unfazed :/

@hesilf And in Howie last season 😢

can't believe this is how the mets are acting on gary cohen's birthday

roman "noodle arm" anthony has two outfield assists in two days

i still do this when that song comes on

getting whipped by the 2026 mets is leading the nationals to seek help from a higher power

i'm neither a morning person nor a night person and i'm not sure if that makes me just a _person_ or not a person at all

it's pretty clear marcelo mayer hated alex cora 😭

turning off the mets game, taking a walk, and getting ice cream. fix your sunday with a sundae.

trevor story is the only remaining veteran leader so if you lose him the clubhouse is probably toast

i finally figured out who this was because he was one of the people who got fired

@gfstarr1 i didn't want to text you but 😳

I go away for my bachelorette and the Red Sox fire everyone??? My goodness.

learned the hard way one of my beloved smoothies is a migraine trigger and now the red sox are on fire!!!!!

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