hihimichael

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hihimichael

@hihimichael

Chicago based Comedian @hihimichael on all socials [email protected]

Chicago, IL เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2018

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hihimichael@hihimichael·8 May

I have no problem if you don’t like me as a person. But when it comes to not finding me funny, that’s where I draw the line.

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死@humanxmaybe·1d

i hope this email kills us both instantly

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fishious@fishquichee·1d

My five year plan is to see how it goes

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Me when I post anything on social media

Pop Base@PopBase

‘MICHAEL’ debuts with 27% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 41 reviews.

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·1d

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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444 -1111 🌻@aman_lexidor·27 Şub

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

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Scoob@Scoobydouchebag·15 Nis

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

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Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·14 Nis

absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM

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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·13 Nis

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

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hihimichael@hihimichael·25 Mar

Blues Clues

John@johnnywizzz3

I need a new show to get into. Crime/drama/suspenseful. Think Scandal, HTGAWM. Not really into sci-fi or mystical like GoT.

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gabe⋆˙⟡@gabeonsaturn·15 Mar

Pursuing a relationship with a gay man is like thinking the stripper loves you

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hihimichael@hihimichael·16 Mar

@theestallion @MoulinRougeBway I already have my tickets!!!!!

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TINA SNOW@theestallion·15 Mar

How many hotties know they’re coming to see me in @MoulinRougeBway 👀 This is so exciting like…. I’m really a whole different person in this show 😂💋

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🧑🏾‍🦱@ewgraiam·13 Mar

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

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Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·11 Mar

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·9 Mar

That hour we lost yesterday? That's when I was going to file my taxes.

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bailey@Baileymoon15·6 Mar

chicago being in illinois doesn’t sit right with me

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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·3 Mar

Being politically informed will ruin your day

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hihimichael@hihimichael·19 Şub

Here’s how Phaedra can still win this season of the #TraitorsUS

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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️@ceraliza·17 Şub

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

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hihimichael@hihimichael·15 Şub

@johnnywizzz3 I was in ny last week and cried multiple times during the show.

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John@johnnywizzz3·15 Şub

It was fuck Patti Lupone this whole time, but I’m at intermission of Hells Kitchen, & it’s EXTRA FUCK that bitch. This show is inSAAAAANE.

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m@msnetik·7 Şub

Miss Piggy could fill the void Wendy Williams left

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