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@himstdvent

that’s me. minors dni, not bc I post anything, but bc I Don’t wanna hear any more high schooler’s opinions

(He/him) เข้าร่วม Nisan 2017
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J.K. Trotter
J.K. Trotter@jktrotter·
NEW: One of the most dangerous drivers in New York City is an NYPD cop on Staten Island. He’s gotten 547 school-zone speeding and red-light tickets in the past four years. The NYPD is refusing to intervene: nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/04/23/to-…
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evan loves worf
evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
Opened infowars just to see if the onion had actually taken it over yet and immediately couldn’t tell
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️
I feel kind of bad for Tim Heidecker, because I don't know how any InfoWars bit he will ever produce will be funner than Alex Jones, dead serious, playing old clips of Tim and Eric's awesome show that I used to watch on Adult Swim while stoned out of my gourd
Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin@robbiegoodwin

Alex jones doing Tim and Eric commentary is just what the show needed

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Moon Dragon
Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·
White boy shocks Egyptian by telling him to fuck off in perfect Arabic
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Kelsey Piper
Kelsey Piper@KelseyTuoc·
This is horrifying to read, but shout out to the police detective who listened to a homeless convicted criminal who'd been declared insane, investigated his story thoroughly, ran DNA tests, and proved the truth - that he'd been wrongfully convicted of claiming his own identity.
Eric W.@EWess92

A man stole William Woods's identity, then accused Woods of stealing his, had Woods prosecuted, jailed, and drugged in a mental ward. A dogged detective solved it. Is an above-guidelines sentence justified? Yes, explains Judge Gruender. Might be the craziest fact section yet!

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Maia 🦇
Maia 🦇@maiaonacross·
i love how every time I talk about transition with my mom she's earnestly supportive but in a chronically 60s way so she just sounds like this
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Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪
Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknife·
“but you’d be permanently altering your body in a way you could regret!!” i could literally get my ex’s full name tattooed across my entire face and uncle sam would not step in. sorry i’m pro freedom and pro bodily autonomy, yes even for the stupid choices i would not make myself
゚✧゚ mothemi ゚✧゚@kvwviiju

i think if it’s legal to cave dive then people should be allowed to pump the themselves with as many hormones as they please

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KFC
KFC@KFCBarstool·
This picture now retroactively goes in the hall of fame
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e - The Bratt Pack
e - The Bratt Pack@TheBrattPack63·
Banishing a fan to Taiwan because he jinxed your team in the playoffs is the absolute funniest thing a professional sports organization has ever done and I don’t think it’s particularly close
x - Ottawa Senators@Senators

You're welcome Sens fans.

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