Hippyjim

So, apparently you can't pin an RT twitter.com/codinghorror/s…

We have freedom of speech in the UK; it's written into our law in the 1998 Human Rigts Act. But rights come with responsibilities (I appreciate that's a concept you're not familiar with); there's a requirement not to incite criminality or spread hatred online. We find society works better that way.

@skbeerfestival @Theakston1827 I wooden tell anyone.

Ssh, don't tell anyone, but the beer elves tell me that our cask of @Theakston1827 Old Peculier has just turned up - and it's a wooden cask! Best keep it to yourself, or everyone will want it...

I'm calling it TwiX from now on, and no-one can stop me. #TwitterX

“I’m so sorry but I’m going to have to cancel” Please don’t apologise, you’ve just made me really, really happy

@AOArena Lovely thanks 👍

@hippyjim Shows usually conclude between 22:20 and venue curfew of 23:00 :)

@AOArena What's the likely finish time/curfew for the Kiss show next Friday? Trying to work out transport

@skbeerfestival @TallFaces Turns out their bassist is the guy who gave me my first coding job many many moons ago. And he's still rockin' ❤️

The @TallFaces are getting ready to take you back to the 60s up in the entertainment room at #SKBCF23. Come join them.

Well, I've just ticked another box on my Beer Festival Bingo card at #SKBCF23 - bloke with tubing over his shoulder. Just need person wearing a pirate outfit now to complete a line.

@simontimpani @skbeerfestival Lovely, give me a nudge when/if you're there!

@hippyjim @skbeerfestival There’s a very good chance!

Out of office on. I'm officially in 'olidays mode for volunteering @skbeerfestival for the next few days. See you there?

This was tried by the police in the UK recently but after the budget cuts they could only afford Michael Fabricant.

Thanks @DocHackenbush for my Biker Dwarf avi. Speedy work too! Get your own silly li'l guy by dropping him a DM.

Anyone got any bets on about which House the hat puts him in? I put a tenner on Hufflepuff. #Coronation2023

Accidentally took my mother’s id to the polling station and committed voter freud.

@PlanetRockRadio planetradio.co.uk/planet-rock/ca… - no t&c!

Lettuce and tomato shortage leads to debate over whether Brexit is to blame, sparking angry exchanges on Facebook between leaf and romaine supporters.

Honest job application: On the whole I’ll do a perfectly adequate job. I’m quiet but not in an odd way. I won’t cause any fuss. Good at hoping people are well in emails (won’t use too many exclamation marks). Generally a good egg.

Today we stand ready to protect our right to strike. Every working person is under attack from these new laws. RT if you reject @RishiSunak's anti-strike bill @MegaphoneUK twitter.com/The_TUC/status…

@walmarthelp I am trying to get you to stop sending me emails as I have never signed up and live in the UK. Your chatbot insists you call me but won't accept a UK number. How do I get you to stop emailing me?