Hans Hodvil

What i would give to be at a bar and pretend to be upset that the dj is playing Closer by Chainsmokers.

"CLAUDE I ALREADY ASKED YOU 3 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND FIX THIS BUG, MAKE NO MISTAKES"

sooo uhhh wtf @ season finale of paradise.

Me playing Call of Duty

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

This week: Wednesday: • MLB Opening Night Thursday: • MLB Opening Day • Men’s Sweet 16 games Friday: • More MLB games • More Sweet 16 games Saturday: • More MLB games • Men’s Elite 8 games Sunday: • More MLB games • More Elite 8 games

This not him?

LETS GOOOO

As a society we aren't talking enough about LinkedIn being the worse social media app out there

bitches talkin' shit 🗣️

The Ravens are hosting Purple Pro Collective tonight at M&T Bank Stadium, creating space for young women interested in the sports industry to network, connect with team staff, and learn more about careers in sports. 🎥: @dbltakesports #RavensFlock

IF I EMAIL YOU - YOU EMAIL ME BACK. DO NOT CALL.

They watched S1 of @paradiseonhulu and got in the lab..this is crazy morningbrew.com/stories/2026/0…

youtube.com/watch?v=cykGnl… #ravens

The next Jack Gohlke is here, just in time for MARCH

Black-owned bookstores in the U.S. now have their own directory for the first time ever, launched by the nonprofit National Association of Black Bookstores — who found that: • There are 306 Black-owned bookstores nationwide (8% of independent bookstores) • 14 states have no Black-owned bookstore • Nearly 90% report annual revenue at under $250,000 • Sales of books by Black authors declined by 14%, despite an increase in overall print sales Check out the directory: nab2.org/state-of-black…

Or was he moonlighting as a coach part-time? Next up on @netflix docuseries.

Corporate life requires a fake enthusiasm skillset that I simply do not possess

You know its coming and still insane every time you watch the scene.