BADDLUCK ☾

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@RollingStone should be absolutely ashamed. Michael Jackson, Christina Aguilera, and Stevie Nicks didn’t even make top 50. Celine Dion, Judy Garland, Phil Collins and Janet Jackson didn’t even MAKE the list of 200!!!! Officially throwing the #rollingstoneisoverparty smh

And this season’s new bachelorette is Queen Charles

@liainwonderland Never forget

My roller coaster tycoon park is doing really well if anyone’s wondering

Having a great time at the Disney hotel. Spent my morning sabotaging these kids Marco Polo game by randomly yelling “polo” from my lounge chair

That halftime show was like the Avengers when all of your favorite super hero’s come together on one screen

Can’t wait to drop my fire Valentine’s Day Anthem called “It’s the Most Triggering Time of the Year”, sung to the tune of the Christmas song

@JBLovesAnimals Cat in a purse is even more luck

“Look! It’s a dog in a purse that’s good luck” - @kannertime

I was too used to saying “I can drink a lot and I have a really high tolerance” til I went back home to Boston,..

Moira and the mom from home alone are the same actress. My mind is blown.

I don’t care what anyone says these selling sunset bitches are so impressive they spend 99% percent of their time on high school drama but then sell a 12 million dollar listing on their lunch break

I know I probably tweeted this last year but I really think I out did myself on Christmas gifts this year

@keystonemami Me

It’s that time of year again to watch all the Harry potters and all three lord of the rings

“Kids just don’t care about pouring slime on people anymore” - me and @AsiaWhiteacre talking about Gen-Z

I don’t give a fuck if you’re a swift fan or not but but WHAT A FUCKING BAD ASS. She just made history. All hail.

One time I played grace kelly by Mika on repeat for like 48 hours straight just to see if @khiyon94 would notice and he never asked me to turn it off. That’s when you know you have a keeper for a roommate.

Starting a DDR Fantasy league Dm for details