newtscoot
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newtscoot
@iamrecaptcha
You shouldn’t take me too seriously
เข้าร่วม Eylül 2017
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newtscoot รีทวีตแล้ว
Whitaker cut the wedding ring off that man's hand and now his wife is getting into the passenger seat so Whitaker can drive the truck home. that's like what the villain in a victorian era novel does. i know the guy's ghost is going fucking crazy.
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newtscoot รีทวีตแล้ว
Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran
Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
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@sahib14384912 It’s Twitter, none of this matters. Nothing matters. Don’t worry about posting capeshit.
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@regularaugust Unc you’re not that old yet. Your eyes are still good. K-ON has entered the criterion closet.
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@sahib14384912 What kind of relationship do you have with your uncle???
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Close second is that one oomf who you’re pretty sure stop tweeting but then you decided to check, and nope they haven’t. The algorithm just dosent like them. (I must be that oomf because my tweets flop like a headless chicken trying to fly).
newtscoot@iamrecaptcha
That one oomf whose absence you feel as your feed feels a little less lighter without their tweets.
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I wish I was good at reading others. If someone talks to me I have zero clue what they are feeling atm besides what they say and the minimal context clues I can parse. However, that dosent get me far because it’s like a blind person trying to describe a fireworks show.
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newtscoot รีทวีตแล้ว
newtscoot รีทวีตแล้ว
@sahib14384912 Is this because people be calling you skinny fat?
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@sahib14384912 You have a gift despite you being mentally disturbed. Maybe that’s where it comes from.
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