𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐟 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐨🇷🇺🇵🇸

PICTURE OF THE WEEK "When you pick a book, you will have to drop the gun.." -unknown. FGN, the ASUU and every parent have to see this.

Idan kace mata zaka tura ayi maganar auren ku tace, Ba yanzu ba. To bakai bane ka barta ta cigaba da tafiya.

Fuck @ChampionsLeague

Clement Turpic is the most disastrous referee that UEFA has ever produced from its corrupt institutions.

When I realized that any girl I dated would eventually fall for me, I would slowly disappear and leave her in a painmood. Astagfirullah!

Ko rashin aikin yi ne yake saka waɗancan matasan Kadunan Tallan Tunibu Mugu. Sam basu san kan su ba.

I have never made a football prediction before, but this time I would say that Barcelona will knock out Atlético Madrid.

Sai mu zabi bazawarin uwarka!

Duk wanda ya ƙara cewa kuskure, Allah yasa ya kuskure a kashe babarsa da danginta.

Mutum kusan 200 amma shiru kake ji ai ko tsuntsaye aka kashe haka za'ayi magana!. Wai meyasa Al'ummar Arewa suka zama wasu lusaraye!

Allah ya tsinewa APC da duk masu Sonta!

Uban tsinannu dai!

@indoeishat Allah sarki!

@IU_Wakilii Sai ci mijin uwarsa

The man who is toying with the fate of over 200 million Nigerians for his selfish interest, this his face know him, and mark it! He is from GOMBE state!

Guba bata maganin guba, cuta bata kau da cuta. Dafi baya kashe dafi. Ko azzalumin jiya zai yaƙi azzalumin yau. To yana yi ne don ya samu damar ɗorawa daga inda ya tsaya jiya. Allah ya rabamu da aikin dana sani! #APC #ADC

Ku shaida daga yau na bar APC. Allah ya rusa wannan jam'iyyar da duk masu goyon bayanta.

Banda ƙauyanci ana kashe ƴan uwanku a yankin ku, kuma kana ɗaya daga cikin jigo akan harkar tsaro na ƙasa amma kaje ka hau kan titi a London akan amalanke kana ta washe baki.

Idan ta tabbata tsinannun Yahudawan Israela sun kashe Ali Larjani a daren jiya, to lallai hakan koma baya ne ga tsaron Iran wajen kashe babban sakataren mai kula da harkokin tsaron ƙasar Iran.

Dear @grok i have been on this app since 2016. What was my first ever post?

Jose Mourinho has turned Real Madrid into what looks like a third-division team

@Abu_Jawaadd Ƴan wahala yadda kasan su suka ɗauki nauyin karatun mutum!

I also graduate with 2.2 from ABU Zaria and i'm proud of that dan kutumar ubanka.