Ian Browning

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Ian Browning

@ibrowning

Typo laden skateboard blogger, occasional bartender, chilaquiles enthusiast, and Sabres beat reporter reply guy. He/him

New York, NY เข้าร่วม Kasım 2008
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Ian Browning
Ian Browning@ibrowning·
Imagine finishing a night sesh by hitting somebody else’s joint, ending up way too high, and ducking into Rudy’s to try to settle your brain. You do all the “too stoned at a bar” things like saying you’re great when they ask your order. Then Donald Fagen writes a song about it
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
@yc @katie_honan Does he pay rent at Gracie Mansion? If I didn't pay rent I'd have $7k to throw around pretty quickly
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yc@yc·
Knicks fans did this to their own mayor (8s mark) on MLK day but I don’t know who in the building at those game 3 prices
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
@junglecat_2009 I have enough natural melanin that I only get a very slight burn, like, the first time I go to the beach for the year and am hella white on my torso. The feeling goes from "I am bathing in bountiful sunshine" to "this bountiful sun is very slightly pin pricking the skin"
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Stoakedly Gnarmichael@junglecat_2009·
@ibrowning What is it like to get sun burned? Does it feel like when you touch the stove but on other parts of your skin?
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
Every year, without fail, Too Hot to Wear a Black Tee weather takes me by surprise
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
@BuffaloSabres Didn't see "announce Alex Tuch's long-term contract on there, I'm sure some intern made a mistake but please update asap
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Buffalo Sabres@BuffaloSabres·
Here's the breakdown on everything coming up this offseason, including key dates, free agency, draft picks, and more. Read → bufsabres.co/4x44OrP
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
Three Hot Dogs Before Noon type shit
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
I can't stop thinking about Louie, that last visit, and the weight on top of him right now. I can't begin to imagine.
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
@cigarettetax Saw a Post obit too; feels hella disrespectful to have some general assignment journalist saying things like how Maple was the most notable brand he skated for.
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AD@cigarettetax·
Dude, not the stock longboard photo. Put some respect on Marc’s name.
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
@BMaz1 Cannot believe the reactionary mob with pitchforks ready to banish him. He, like everyone on the team that doesn't wear 91 or 6, could have done more against MTL, but look at the forest instead of the trees. He's clearly a pillar in the dressing room!
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Brian Mazurowski
Brian Mazurowski@BMaz1·
Sure you know Alex Tuch scored 33 goals but did you know he was also: 4th amongst all forwards in blocked shots 11th amongst all forwards in takeaways
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christian@dabongohead·
rip marc
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
Woke up this morning and still don't have words about MJ. I had such a bizarre conversation with him for The Rules. His Yeah Right part hit my eyes at just the point where it could change the way I looked at skateboarding. I feel for his son and family. I can't believe it.
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
The late Sonny Rollins — skateboarder in a parallel universe
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Ian Browning@ibrowning·
I'm 40 and this morning I dunked a basketball for the first time ever
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