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@ikeaDM

(he/him) TTRPGs | comics | shitposting | politics | bri'ish 'person'

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2022
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Tom Watson@tom_watson·
You know I love you, but you ate an ostrich anus during a parliamentary session.
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries@NadineDorries

How ill-judged of Angela Rayner..utterly adolescent of her – to have thought it was a good idea to party like it's 1999..she's the deputy prime minister..after Labour's announcements..many fear for the future. Me in DM ✍️ read here Source: Mail Online search.app/u9wHqhTXANQa8z…

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Computer, define 'all my adult life'
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@vaccinelover666 When have you thought 'wow Labour is definitely gonna win' before?
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'Jumped-up milk monitor' is the best thing Keir Starmer has ever said
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@Peston whoever took this photo with that framing knew what they were doing
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Robert Peston@Peston·
Sunak: “This is the most dangerous time we’ve faced for generations”
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@jessiegender 100% agree, it felt jarring and like the show was having a mid-life crisis and got a ferrari
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@WildBlueJacob 'We trapped a little girl inside every reflective surface in existence'
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jacob@WildBlueJacob·
Imagine this scene but instead he named really stupid insignificant events, “The Abzorbaloff, Elton, Agatha Christie, the Hath. We fought Mrs Gillyflower and The Pting!”
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@Seedalicious There's nothing wrong with watching children's shows but maybe don't expect it to be aimed at adults
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Darryl ⚾️
Darryl ⚾️@Seedalicious·
LMAO watching this episode of X-Men TAS. Mystique: “it’s buried under Stonehenge… … … “…in England.”
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@_claypot honestly i thought they were the Wiggles out of costume at first
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@RoryStewartUK The Tories thought that promoting a northern Uncle Knobhead would keep the north for them. But we've been ignoring our Uncle Knobheads for generations.
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Rory Stewart
Rory Stewart@RoryStewartUK·
This idea that “London is in the grip of Islamists” is deluded and it’s awful - an obsession that thrives among a bizarre and dangerous coalition. No conservative MP should ever be spouting this stuff.
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov

Conservative MP Lee Anderson tells GB News that he thinks Sadiq Khan has "given our capital city away" to Islamists, who are "his mates". "Islamists have got control of Khan and they’ve got control of London," he says.

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David Frost
David Frost@DavidGHFrost·
The London tradition is that public transport lines are given a name either with a royal connection or one related to the line's geography. Giving them political names is, whether one agrees with the politics or not, a break with that tradition. It's part of the general forced politicisation of so many aspects of our daily life nowadays. Of course one would expect nothing better from @SadiqKhan and his appallingly poor management of TfL and of London.
Sadiq Khan@SadiqKhan

NEW: For the first time ever, our six London Overground lines are each getting a new name and colour. Read more about the inspiration and meaning behind each new name ⬇️

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Lord you know I tried... but it's back to tha old grind
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Adam Bienkov
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov·
Rishi Sunak will tonight release a video in which he sets out the "context we found ourselves in" after becoming PM in 2022. Can anyone else spot the one piece of economic "context" he's left off his chart?
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@theresecoffey *types 'Kigali' into Google* 'Hmm yes that will help me save face!'
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Thérèse Coffey
Thérèse Coffey@theresecoffey·
Of course, Kigali is the capital city of Rwanda. The Kigali amendment to the Montreal Protocol is one of the most important agreements to strive towards net zero focusing on the phase down of HFCs. It is a key part of keeping 1.5 alive. unep.org/ozonaction/who…
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Thérèse Coffey
Thérèse Coffey@theresecoffey·
Some keyboard snipers moaning that I criticised the opposition for referring to the Kigali government, not the Rwandan government. I would not call the French government, the Paris government nor the Scottish government, the Edinburgh government. Why disrespect Rwanda?
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Moog
Moog@a_toots·
This is a joy to watch. Ian Hislop, full-throttle, absolutely shredding Jake Berry on Peston. Hislop doesn’t give an inch and talks at Berry the way Tory MPs hate and just can’t cope with (“You can’t just talk nonsense and not be interrupted!”). Superb. twitter.com/BestForBritain…
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@WildBlueJacob It's the same weird vibe it had before, you're just noticing it more now
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jacob@WildBlueJacob·
There’s something about RTD2 so far that feels off, like there’s a weird vibe to it
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Top 10 best TV shows of all time, according to Variety: 🔟 - Roots 9️⃣ - The Mary Tyler Moore Show 8️⃣ - Seinfeld 7️⃣ - The Wire 6️⃣ - Sex & The City 5️⃣ - Breaking Bad 4️⃣ - The Simpsons 3️⃣ - The Sopranos 2️⃣ - Mad Men 1️⃣ - I Love Lucy (Source: bit.ly/3TygOAC)
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