incorrect gsgw quotes

Good eveningg, dear audience ★(˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)ﾉﾞ!! Welcome to brauns...late-night.. .... hmm...this seems a little..incorrect.. AIRING NOW, bringing you gsgw WRONG every night!! #gsgw #gsgwtwt #braunsol

I was offered s■x with a hot host today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of show. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards. Just as high as the standards Brauns Late-Night Talkshow is held to! Watch now on ■■■ channel!

Park Minseong: Can you come out? J3: Yeah gimme a minute… J3: Park Minseong, I’m gay. Park Minseong: I know that. Come out to the car. J3: Okay. J3: Car, I’m gay.

Kwak Jekang: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Kwak Jekang: Oh, look! A darkness!

Agent Choi: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Agent Choi: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Kwak Jekang, to Kim Soleum: You know, J3 can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Kwak Jekang: *blows airhorn at J3* GET FUCKED!

Kim Soleum, texting Baek Saheon: Any plans for tonight? Baek Saheon: No. Kim Soleum: Loser.

J3: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Agent Choi: So, Kim Soleum, do you have a crush on anyone? Kim Soleum: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Baek Saheon: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Kim Soleum: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Kim Soleum: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Kim Soleum: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Ho Yuwon: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! J3: It's kind of complicated, but Agent Choi- Ho Yuwon: Got it. Forget I asked.

Braun: Kim Soleum, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Braun: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Eun Haje: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Cheong Dallae: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Kim Soleum: All the time. Cheong Dallae: Then you should be used to it by now.

Go Youngeun: Think you can unlock the door for us? Kim Soleum: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Baek Saheon, can I have your credit card? Baek Saheon: Sure, just make sure not to bend it. Kim Soleum: Thanks. Now Chief Lizard, break down the door! Baek Saheon: Huh!?!

Braun: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Baek Saheon: 'Prettiest Smile' Kwak Jekang: 'Nicest Personality' Lee Gyeol: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Jin Nasol: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Baek Saheon: ARE YOU- Jang Heowoon: Fucking. Baek Saheon: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Jang Heowoon: Fucking. Baek Saheon: IDIOT! Go Youngeun: …What was that? Jang Heowoon: Kim Soleum banned Baek Saheon from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

Agent Choi : How high are you? Kim Soleum : Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Ryu Jaekwan : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on. Kim Soleum : Oh, antidepressants, why?

ryu jaekwan.. #gdcg #gsgw