The Ghost of Christmas Ass

Everytime We Touch had absolutely no business slapping as hard as it does back in 2006

This dude worked his 9-5, threw on his favorite red sweater, willingly bought tickets to see the 17-58 Wizards, and THIS is how you repay him? You just turned this man into the Joker 😭

Girl dad. 👍

Anthony Edwards on why he didn’t start last night 💀 “I was taking a sh*t. Mike held it down for me” (Via @Timberwolves YT)

This is why ⁦@JonKrawczynski⁩ is the best. Good reporters always get two sources

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

MINNESOTA CALLS GAME AGAINST FLORIDA WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT 🥶

NBA teams were 0-180 when down by 10 or more points in overtime over the last 29 seasons. They are now 1-180. Wolves came back from down 13 in overtime, the largest OT comeback win in the play-by-play era.

It turns out that if you control the House, Senate, and Presidency and are the ones deciding if you re-open the government, it really is your shutdown to own!

Cuz the fact that Tony replied 😂😂😂

I ain’t seen a soul post this

Alcohol and tobacco are available on every street corner, but stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen is "unsafe"

Damn that's crazy bro but why did you steal all that welfare money

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

The elites fear this man

The Biden DOJ went after Live Nation with an antitrust case in conjunction with 40 states. Live Nation donated $500K to Trump’s inaugural fund and unsurprisingly, his DOJ lets them off with a small fine so they can continue screwing the public. Kid Rock voted for this.

Public School Employees aren’t allowed to wear political attire in schools or display campaign advertisements in schools. That’s literally a rule. And y’all complain that it is not enforced against so-called “indoctrination” All. The. Time.

I was curious why a Texas kid like Kyler Murray wasn’t a Cowboys fan and well, he’s on the record on that issue.

A lot of Dallas stars fans in my mentions which really cracks me up. “Belt to ass whit!” “Your team sucks Whitney!” We’ve worked you over in 2 straight western conference finals… Have some pride. Oh no we lost to you march 12 in game 66. The horror

Noah Kahan defends Chappell Roan in new post: “Maybe they should just idk leave her alone? Also those dudes saying ‘I'm a huge fan’ following her around are scalpers and are as bad as the paparazzi. F**k em all”

Kyler Murray speaking with the media now and talking about growing up a Vikings fan. Murray says something every Minnesota fan can relate to: "I cried real tears whenever Brett (Favre) threw that interception."