Ian Evans

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than open it and remove any doubt.” - My Dad to me when I was 5. Anyways here goes nothing!

This is a level of political maneuvering I never thought I would see from Democrats. Gerrymander unapologetically until Republicans agree to ban it nationwide. Incredible lol.

I bought my first g-shock and gotta be honest I really love it

The Pope is spittin!

@PwnShop69 @g3m33

@g3m33 Most porn addicts, pedos, and lolicon fans are left wing.

ポルノ中毒かペドかロリコンかオルタナ右翼以外で、純粋に日本が好なアメリカ男性って存在する？

This is such a low energy speech from the president

@AiPinfu2003 Do you guys have cuck chairs? Also can you send us photos of some?

アメリカ人は日本のXを覗いてるつもりかもしれないけど、私達日本人も君達を覗いているよ。 深淵をのぞく時深淵もまたこちらをのぞいているのだ

Japanese twitter do you also have an obsession with cuck chairs? I would like to see your finest cuck chairs please.

This is my favorite tweet

Rest now, Olaf, we have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla

日本人を喜ばしたければデカイ肉の画像だけじゃなくて、デカイ犬の画像を見せるだけでいい。 日本人は日本の狭い部屋で飼えないデカイ犬に死ぬほど憧れている。 いいか？デカイ犬だ。

@Devon_Eriksen_ Japan thinking everyone was mad at them over Fukushima is the most Japanese thing ever.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Is this fucking joke? Fukushima? Really? I mean, Japan did some pretty awful stuff in WW2, but... Fukushima? Of all the ridiculous things to feel guilty over... Fukushima was hit by multiple 50 foot tidal waves from a 9.1 earthquake at sea. That's not a fucking nuclear accident. That's your nuclear plant being hit by the hammer of god. And after that, you contained it. You took the hand fate dealt you and you played it with everything you had. You had workers volunteering to be heroes, to stay and fight to shut that thing down. And you saved... everyone. Not a single clearly connected death. In the middle of a natural disaster that cost you fifteen thousand souls, your people fought this thing and won. Chernobyl is something for Russians to be ashamed of, because that was their own screwup, and stupid communists can't do anything right. Fukushima wasn't your screwup. Fukushima happened to you. And your men stopped it. Fukushima is not your national shame. It is one of your finest hours.

People think Charlie Kirk was assassinated over his stance on Israel and not wanting to go to war with Iran. Maybe I am underestimating Charlie Kirk’s influence but I don’t think he was the lynchpin holding us back from war with Iran.

You would think that if this was a cover up they wouldn’t make such obvious mistakes. Idk what this all means but this seems like fake assassination 101.

Trump fans are intellectual empty vessels ready to adopt whatever position Trump just took, and then abandon it as soon as he does.

I think that Doja Cat song about being a cow may be a lot deeper than I initially thought in 2019

Whatever happened to Bella porch?

white people feel comfortable saying this because they know they’re not at risk of being denaturalized and/or deported. these people are not allies in any sense and should not be taken with a single ounce of seriousness

it’s time for a lot of you to grow up and square the circle that 1) every complaint from about the Democratic Party from the left is largely true, and 2) literally everything in the world would be measurably better if they controlled the US government instead Trump and the GOP

Early reaction from the group chat:

If conservatives are being silenced, why don’t they ever shut the fuck up?