irelia

The champion you main in League of Legends tells me more about you than any personality test EVER COULD you didn't pick your main. your main picked YOU. something about that champion resonated with a part of your brain that you don't even fully understand. and that's why you keep locking them in. the aggressive psychopaths? draven. rengar. irelia. these players don't wait for anything. they walk into every situation swinging. they ALWAYS all. they fight when they shouldn't. they run it down or they carry. there is no in between. and they're the EXACT same way in real life. loud. confrontational. probably punched a wall at least once this year. the control freaks? orianna. viktor. azir. everything has to be PERFECT. every minion. every position. every teamfight setup. these people have a color coded calendar and a morning routine. the supportive ones? lulu. soraka. janna. these people put everyone else first and pretend they're fine with it. they shield you. they heal you. they peel for you. and then they wonder why nobody ever asks how THEY ARE doing. the egomaniacs? yasuo. yone. vayne. yes i'm including myself. we genuinely believe we are the best player in every lobby. 0/5 and we are still thinking "i can 1v9 this" delusional? absolutely. but delusion is what separates the players who pop off from the ones who DONT. the unhinged ones? singed. shaco. bard. these people don't want to win. they want you to SUFFER. they don't care about LP. they care about making your game as miserable as possible. these are the people who laugh when things go wrong in real life. genuinely concerning individuals. the loyal ones? one tricks. any champion. 2000 games on one character. these people have been with the same friend group since middle school. they don't leave. they don't switch. they commit and they stay even when it's painful. most trustworthy humans on the planet. you can lie about who you are in real life. you can fake your personality. you can pretend to be someone you're not. but your match history doesn't lie your champion pool is a mirror of EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE Study the Saskio way