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Ismael Ortega

@ish415

Hook em horns🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 Hala Madrid!!

Greeley, CO เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2012
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?
•@yducknow

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

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danisha carter
danisha carter@danishacarterr·
lol he's bitter as fuck women didn't like his domestic violence joke
Complex@Complex

Matt Rife reacts to Druski’s skit. “BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaallll comedy. Don't go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life.”

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Robbie Sherwood
Robbie Sherwood@RobbieSherwood·
Thank you Sir Charles for saying this right in MAGA Bruce Pearl’s face.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country, what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

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Doug Farrar ✍
Doug Farrar ✍@NFL_DougFarrar·
Oh. Lombardi also: —Made sure his Black players were given time to go to Milwaukee where there were people who knew how to cut their hair. —Told anybody who would listen that homophobia had absolutely no place in any building he ran (his brother Harold was gay). —Hated all forms of prejudice because he had experienced so much of it himself. —Was a Kennedy Democrat who sloughed off Nixon’s potential interest in him as a running mate. Lombardi would have HATED Donald Trump.
Doug Farrar ✍@NFL_DougFarrar

1. Trump never knew Vince Lombardi. 2. Vince Lombardi was not a violent person. 3. Contrary to public perception, Lombardi was a master motivator who treated every player differently. He knew which buttons to push, and what to avoid.

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Mohamad Safa
Mohamad Safa@mhdksafa·
I don't think people understand the gravity of the situation as the UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran. This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war. Tehran is a city of nearly 10,000,000 people. Imagine nuking Washington, Berlin, Paris, London, or beyond, bombed with nuclear weapons. I gave up my diplomatic career to leak this information. I suspended my duties so as not to be part of or a witness to this crime against humanity, in an attempt to prevent a nuclear winter before it is too late. Yesterday, nearly ten million people protested “No Kings” in the United States. The possibility of the use of nuclear weapons must be taken very seriously. It's dangerous. Act now. Spread this message worldwide. Take the streets. Protest for our humanity and future. Only the people can stop it. History will remember us.
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LanaQuest aka RosaSparks
LanaQuest aka RosaSparks@LqLana·
Dear Nick Cannon, Southern Strategy refers to a political shift in the United States during the mid-20th century, primarily by the Republican Party. In response to the civil rights movement and the Democratic Party's embrace of civil rights legislation, Republicans sought out white voters mad about integration. By opposing desegregation and championing "law and order" and racist themes, the GOP attracted conservative white voters. This strategy, implemented from the 1960s onward contributed to a realignment of political allegiances, with many white Southern Democrats shifting their support to the Republican Party. That is how we got today's Republican Party. Only morons don’t believe there was a Southern Strategy. Let's be real, KKK, neo-nazis, Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, White Supremacist, White Nationalist all embrace the Republican Party. #DemsUnited
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
RAM prices are collapsing because OpenAI couldn't afford to purchase 40% of the world's supply as it promised. AI is about to die. How loud are you cheering?
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Mike Young
Mike Young@micyoung75·
At Newburgh in 1783, Washington walked into a room of soldiers who wanted to march on Congress and install him as a constitutional monarch. He reached into his pocket for his eyeglasses — the calculated theater of a man who understood exactly what the moment required — and said he had grown not only gray but nearly blind in the service of his country. Some men broke into tears. The conspiracy died in that room. Nichols asks us to sit with what Washington chose not to do in that moment. A lesser man, he writes, would have nodded and taken the throne. Washington had the army, the love of the citizenry, and a government too weak to stop him. He chose to go home instead. Trump stood in Arlington National Cemetery and looked at the graves of the honored dead and said: “I don’t get it. What was in it for them?” He said that in the same country, about the same army, whose commander-in-chief he was. The distance between those two men is not partisan. It is the entire argument for why the republic was designed the way it was.
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Tom Nichols@RadioFreeTom

Donald Trump was everything Washington feared and despised could happen to the American presidency. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

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𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀
𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀@cloutless_angel·
i'd rather die penniless in the gutter than join the gestapo. american individualism is a plague
Collin Krapp 🌊🏳️‍🌈@RealTrollFeeder

@EastEndJoe Do you blame the kids for joining? 50k sign on bonus, college loan forgiveness, it's the only way they can get a jump in this world.

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Jamesetta Williams 💕
Jamesetta Williams 💕@jamesetta_w·
This is very false. I will not stand for the re-writing of 2016-2020 as a normal GOP presidency. He governed by Tweet, banned an entire religion from the country, told people to inject bleach and was impeached twice @JoePostingg
Joe@JoePostingg

He was basically a normal Republican until January 6th, but his second term has been like one million times crazier than anything since the civil war.

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jake rhodes
jake rhodes@jakebrodes·
American and Texan here: Americans mostly use guns to kill their whole families or random people in road rage related incidents. Lots of times we use them to kill children too. Our 2nd amendment is 50% a cyanide pill we chew on all day and 50% a vanity project for suburban morons
Leanne 🍅☭@Leannenist

In reality

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