Aloof Wife

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Aloof Wife

@itisclive

Trapped in my flesh prison เข้าร่วม Ocak 2011

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Bri Schwapp@brischh·3h

psychologist is a DUMMY

Lett🪾@lettpoupette

Imagine cheating on every woman you’re with and impregnating all of them along the way, then finally seeking help for this detrimental behaviour with a trusted psychologist, only to marry her, cheat on her, and impregnate her as well

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Aquille@AquilleAli·18h

None of my dutty foot friends wanna get married so i have a lil wedding to go? 😒

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angie@hotsoggi·1d

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

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@joziebaby Oh!

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zia⁷@zia_tiffah·5d

how it feels to be a spiderman and lisan-al gaib fan

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·4d

Everybody got a lot to say but when it comes to a Dune movie? I will be seated. When it comes to a Spiderman movie? Even more seated.

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alexis ⋆. 𐙚 ˚@notjackwolfe·6d

people who don't like musicals lack a certain sense of joy and whimsy. like i'll accept it but i won't respect it

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·5d

I eat it constantly but couldn't tell you if I like it or not. There's something putrid about it, but it's also kinda good idk

n@misgatitosymota

prosciutto tastes like what i’d imagine human taste like idk i can’t

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·6d

Love freebird down but ease me up with all those AI transitions.

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·6d

When last ya'll ate a pear? I feel like pears fell off.

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GABBY@gabrrriielle·15 Mar

Never doubt life’s ability to provide you with better 🥲

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·6d

I think the Tony for Coogler is in the bag, he just has the write the musical he was born to make.

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Kevín@KevOnStage·16 Mar

Yes the hell I can. 😂

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴@big_business_

Yo, you can't be mad at One Battle After Another winning Best Picture

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Uncle.@uncle876·16 Mar

sinners go home with oscars, we give thanks for that. dem shudda win everything but a white people country, so that was wishful thinking.

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·16 Mar

I knew Sinners was never ever ever going to win best picture with a racism fetish movie competing in the same category, but I still hoped.

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Soul King@SoulKingLives·16 Mar

Fuck it throw Sinners in the theaters one more time!

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Aloof Wife@itisclive·16 Mar

Perfect speech.

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Michael B. Jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever Oscar. “I know you guys want me to do well and I wanna do that cause you guys bet on me. Thank you for keeping betting on me and I’m gonna keep stepping up.”

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