Jake Berg

When I’m playing Uno and someone uses a “draw 4”

@Kofie Yoooo

Omg

@chrisramsay52 What’s your rating?

Sus win

It’s 2022 and we haven’t figured out how to make spray on sunscreen not freezing

@VanishingInc Miser’s dream!! It’s such a whimsical interesting plot that can involve many people in the audience. Truly what everyone would do if they had real magic

It's a Friday competition! Win Josh's new release! Joshua Jay has a new release dropping on Monday. It's his take on a classic of magic. So which is your favorite classic, and why? Tell us in the comments. One winner will be chosen at random at 4pm ET tomorrow (Aug 20th).

Realizing you had cash in your venmo is the new finding money in a pocket

Tryna be ride or die but in reality I’m hide and cry

@Sonny5ideUp I wish they taught me that in school instead I learned about the mitochondria 😔✌🏻

What people don’t realize about NFTs is the blockchain ownership of a digital product

@chrisramsay52 When does this drop??

Where we goin chief?

@braidednosehair Weird take lol

Can we go back to a time when dancing was just miming activities it seems a lot easier

Thank god Facebook recommends me posts I wrote in 2013 so I can delete them as fast as possible

@GeorgeResch I mean it’s not often people see beluga whales in public

In 2005 I was working out at Muscle Beach in Venice and a tourist asked for a picture with me, and my friend took a picture of them taking a picture of me

@Sonny5ideUp I always wondered how you were able to carry that burden

2022 I’m manifesting being an all around horrible person, I’m too good it’s really hard to live being the most amazing person

@GeorgeResch Was literally saying this same thing today. It’s like they think they are in a secret club

The worst thing about #LetsGoBrandon is not its meaning, Joe Biden sucks. It’s how clever Trumpers think it is. It’s so lame and they cling to it like it’s the coolest chant of all time. Just goes to show you what they they think is cool and how their brains work.

@Sonny5ideUp Practicing my skrrrrts

@itsjakeberg Lol thanks bro

2021 was the first year I didn’t put out any music since like 2010, I’ve been working on an ep and I’m so close to getting it signed by my dream label

@TOPTREE Sign me tf up

who’s in???

@Sonny5ideUp Blue checks will change you

Not being verified on twitter keeps me humble

@Sonny5ideUp Gonna do this to my Session

Just changed the game by adding a filter to the end of my bowl, you’re all welcome

@Kofie 😂😂😂