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Quip is the worst app ever.

Meteor man is Gandalf. #RingsOfPower

Good news: our lawn is green again. Bad news: basement is flooded. ⛈️

Can we get a decent bullpen? Please? #BlueJays @BlueJays

ecosia.org Use this search engine @justindonttwit @pinter_l

Hi @nytimes if the answer to Tomorrow's #WORDLE is ULTRA, yu need to reset your data. The answers for future Wordle could be seen at .json.

Hilarious clips... fail hard but keep trying. #innovation linkedin.com/posts/dipl-ing…

@Kingyotoronto if I show up at 10p tonight, what are the chances I can get a table for 2?

The day that ticks are able to fly will spell our doom.

@Joey_Isaacson Is that where you work?

If you don’t want to go back to working in an office - Coinbase is 100% remote Now and forever

@Jomboy_ Good riddance - from a Blue Jays fan who endured "Jake" for two weeks.

Listen Brad, we know you’ve been having a rough go so hear is an idea we had for a fresh start

Certified Slugger Boy 😤

Fire Charlie Montoyo. #BlueJays

Funny how Republicans suddenly care so much about the plight of Afghans but half of them probably still think its some kind of wooly blanket.

Accenture just got hacked. Threatens to publish hundreds of stupid slides and decks to public domain for mass ridicule.

Yes!! Congrats @TeamCanada on women's soccer gold

The solution to the labour shortage in the US is more robots. Kiosks work great in fast food restaurants, I never have to talk to a disgruntled teenager just to order a litre of cola.

This is what I thought of when I heard Jeff Bezos is going into space. Classic movie.

So awesome

Everytime I try to put my baby boy to sleep, I end up falling asleep first. It's not my fault, we're in a dark room, there's a white noise machine and the rocking chair puts me out cold. When I wake up he's staring up at me as if to say, "Seriously?"