Ivan Yaakov

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I still hear his voice sometimes.

@ivan_yaakov @fabiodeuxbeer

I'm calling it the Global Auckland Belt

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I remember how still he looked, like he might wake up if I just waited long enough. I’ve carried this for years, and it’s killing me now. So here it is: Matt is buried under that pine. Tell his family. Let them find him. And to Matt. I’m sorry. You deserved more than silence.

@Matt_HG @fabiodeuxbeer I stared at him for a long time, waiting for a breath that never came. Then I dragged his body into the woods, past McAllister’s Creek, and buried him beneath the second pine tree. No one saw me. No one knew. But I did. I see that tree in my sleep. I hear the leaves crunching.

@Matt_HG @DrewPavlou Death penalty for being ginger #rangaroundup

@DrewPavlou Because that was the law for thousands of years and people didn't stop doing it.

After having my wallet stolen and $1000 taken off my bank cards today, I now support the death penalty for property crimes. People would stop doing this if they knew they could die as a result. Please explain to me why I’m wrong.

@Matt_HG @beelyweely

Have just had the epiphany that every time I ask my friends in consultancy what they actually do at work, they don't give a straight answer not because they can't, but because it's probably some questionably unethical shit like helping cut people's jobs or something

@MikeKennedy1906 Yes Mike, that's an artist's depiction of him fighting Mark Zuckerberg. There were loose talks of a mixed martial arts fight between them set in the Colosseum but that never materialised.

Is that Elon Musk on the wall at #Richmond?

@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans PROVERBS 5:19 A lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love. ✝️ #theologythursday

@RoseLovesBeans Oh deer that was clumsy

Spilled some matcha powder on the floor

@flyafountain With the appearance of The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan in L'Amour Fou, could CTEQ be subtly teasing a potential 2025 Dylan season to tie-in with A Complete Unknown??

@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans If the latest unemployment figures are anything to go by, the only thing that will be sliding is Australia- straight into a recession! #VoteOutLabor

@RoseLovesBeans The need to install a slide

Second time this week I’ve just seen someone absolutely stack it down the Cinema Nova stairs. Pls be more careful I can’t keep accidentally making awkward eye contact with you while your ego pretends it didn’t happen

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork This could be Australia if we had nuclear power ☢️ #PMDutton

@circle_bjork This looks like 2100 where is this

@RoseLovesBeans @Matt_HG Can't. Ex fern salesman now. No surprise in this economy. Still, thirty years of hard work and this is the thanks I get. Sad. But Arrogant Albo won't do a thing about it. Won't lift a finger for Australians like me. #notfair

@ivan_yaakov @Matt_HG Go and trim your ferns, Ivan. The deer will appreciate it

I miss living in Mt Dandenong because this was a regular morning occurrence

@Matt_HG @RoseLovesBeans Just like the Labor Party peeps into every aspect of people's lives with their authoritarian overreach #VoteThemOut

@RoseLovesBeans Peeping Tom deer

@Matt_HG @LibertariansNSW "State violence to protect some rich person" is also the ALP's slogan! At least the libertarians are upfront about their intentions #auspol

@LibertariansNSW Libertarians: we believe in freedom and are against arbitrary state authority. Also libertarians: we will use state violence to protect some rich person's right to board a random piece of land that they don't live on, possibly have never even seen etc.

We believe in private property rights. Squatters are trespassers at best, thieves at worst. Their defenders and enablers are socialists.

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork If the incompetent Labor government actually spent what they promised on infrastructure instead of embezzling it for steak dinners with the union bosses, maybe Tecoma wouldn't be such a backwater #commonsense

@circle_bjork Should check out the maccas there it wasn't an easy one to win

@Matt_HG @circle_bjork Disgusting but not unexpected rhetoric from a 'Labor' Party spokesman, the party of 'labor' violations. Under the corrupt Albanese government's tax cuts, it would be only Greek criminals like these who benefit, not the hardworking managerial executives and risk analysts #auspol

@circle_bjork If you local chipper isn't staffed by an old Greek lady and four underage kids being grossly underpaid, you aren't doing it right

@AADowd You’ve done more for my film discovery than anyone else and I can’t thank you enough for that. This is utter bullshit and you and your colleagues deserve so much better. Adding to the chorus who’ll follow you, Katie etc. wherever you go.

@AADowd Thanks for recommending THE DISCIPLE, don’t think anything since Inside Llewyn Davis has come even close to unsentimentally dispelling the hard work = success myth. That phone call which offhandedly reveals how many years has passed since the time jump? Chills.