Jayne 💙

@SkepticalDDS @lennylaw Naturally

@j2yny @lennylaw I see it! But he’s still much uglier and less sophisticated than @lennylaw.

Modern fashions are rubbish. Maria just wants to be escorted around town by me and @SkepticalDDS She can choose the outfits.

I couldn't love this most supportive, generous, talented author more if I tried! Thanks to Liz Nugent for doing this & for her continued support of Bridge Books, #DromoreBookFestival & me! Come see Liz on Sat 9th May, she's amazing, just like her books! ticketsource.com/bridge-books/a…

@lennylaw Following! Kanpai!

Really interesting account - digs into some really niche bits of Japanese food and culture. @j2yny

Nice interview with me, @ciaranokeeffe and @_EvelynHollow in @guardian today! theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

@lesleysworld Hope he’s recovering well and you’re doing ok too x

Not quite the Easter weekend we had planned. Brian ended up in hospital on Saturday and had emergency surgery for a bowel obstruction. Hats off to all at #WarringtonHospital A&E once again. A couple of days on ICU but hoping to be on a ward later today.

@lennylaw Erm… some vulnerability that make him demonstrate a speck of generosity? I have no words bad enough to articulate my opinion of this man.

Well that’s going to impress the Nobel committee. What a peculiar man he is. Is there any personality defect that he does not possess?

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

@vaxxedgeek They all look lovely, great photo.

Japanese football fans have been praised online after staying behind to clean up Wembley Stadium following their team’s historic 1–0 victory over England. After the win, Japanese supporters remained in the stands, collecting litter and tidying up the away section with bags before heading off, leaving everything spotless. In a world that’s lost its manners, the Japanese just showed the rest of us what real respect looks like. 🇯🇵 👏🏻

@CFBClips Shit money.

@j2yny Bitwhat

@lennylaw It was fantastic.., that whole tasted sea bream was amazing. That was just a sample of the stuff I photographed but to be honest, we just dived in and ate it before I could get a photo for my mum!

@j2yny Ooh that’s proper authentic

Now there’s a Japanese ingredient I’ve never encountered. Judging by how fragile they are, I suspect shirasu don’t often make it off the Japanese islands. @j2yny nippon.com/en/japan-topic…

@lennylaw Atami is in Shizuoka prefecture too.

この投稿を翻訳している全世界の皆さんへ 日本でも猫はとってもかわいい存在です。 是非、あなたの飼っている愛する猫の写真を見せてもらえませんか？ あと、リポストしてくれると嬉しいです。

@RpsAgainstTrump Jesus - blame the woman… nothing to do with Trump being a colossal dickhead.

Trump: I got 93% bad publicity. Some people say 97%. Maybe Karoline is doing a poor job. Should we keep her?

@JamesODon @CFBClips 😂😂😂

@CFBClips That’s just what a guy pretending his original account was hacked and said he was buying a Range Rover with crypto and then complaining that people were negative towards him would say.

@deathtospinach Casserole…. 😂😂😂

I’ve been away for a little while so you can only imagine my joy when I logged onto Instagram to see a message from long-term sex pest Greg asking me about my vagina As requested, I drew it for him But as usual, we seemed to miscommunicate and now he hasn’t replied 🙁