𐂂 ʙᴏʏ 「 𝓦𝐎N𝐃E𝐑 」
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𐂂 ʙᴏʏ 「 𝓦𝐎N𝐃E𝐑 」
@jackofnotrdes
when ⠀ i ⠀ see ⠀ 𝖞͟𝖔͟𝖚 ⠀in ⠀the ⠀𝒎orning ⠀ 𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙶͟𝙷͟𝚃͟, ⠀ i know ⠀everything ⠀ will ⠀ 𝘽͟𝙀͟⠀ 𝘼͟𝙇͟𝙍͟𝙄͟𝙂͟𝙃͟𝙏, ⠀@queenrotts ⠀ ⠀

ㅤ⠀ and to sporks . . . god . ( there’s a sad shake of his head , followed by a heavy dramatic sigh . ) ㅤ⠀ㅤ


⠀ dann . . . ( * cue a disappointed shake of his head , wiping a fake tear from his eye . ) i’ve heard this could happen . . . ㅤ⠀ㅤ

❝ and if one of them gets up in my face you want me to go ‘ oh please big bad gangster , may i have a vital signs monitor ’ .ᐣ ❞

like that loud * CRASH outside their window?


i'd say i'm the lucky one in the 'friendship'. (* okay lara stop messing around— he's right there. she's leaning down , eyes fluttering closed as she pressed her lips against his. her whole body washing over with what felt like relief mixed with butterflies. )


awwh you didn't have to order that many ! but i will wait .

( * a dry laugh followed by a nod before her gaze fell back down on him with a stupid shy smile on her face. her heart couldn't possibly beat any faster right now. ) yeah? I come by here occasionally, to see my friends. . . see a certain pretty boy.

⠀ ( oh . . . he hadn’t realized he didn’t have a spoon . with a cheesy grin digits would pluck the spoon out of his hand . ) of course . . . unless you tell me you know a spoon guy . ㅤ⠀ㅤ

How- how much more is supposed to be here ??

(* andddd all the sudden she's super nervous as if all her confidence just flew out the window. . . a shy smile as she rubbed the back of her neck. so , uh, come here often?

holy shit kai , there's a whole bowl out here !!

im uninviting everyone from my dinner party now . i wanted mashed potato too :(

⠀ ( a small little bow of thanks is given as his arms extend to retrieve the bowl . with a satisfied smirk , he’d plop down right on the couch , legs crossed . ) ㅤ⠀ㅤ

hey , the more the merrier , right .ᐣ i don't think we should let josh in , though . he's not worthy of our potato guy .


