Malo is Fur-ish 🦭

The way I just spent 15 minutes going “where the FUCK is that Rachel Dolezal 9/11 picture”

Anybody wanna help me come up with a way to hide from yourself

normalize being fat and hairy the twinkedemic gotta go

@yeah_that_gbb Late night politics, yeah

@jackscheisse And its always the worst version of politics too. It's not insightful or useful, it's almost always recycled party-line crud. Politics without principles is just team sports but for ugly people

People who were never political, and were never meant to be political, are by far the most annoying with their stupid opinions. They hamfist them into fucking everything, and not even respectably

@yeah_that_gbb Yeah, without being snobby about it. I know several seminary grads from TCU and they all really loved it.

@jackscheisse Is TCU a good school?

We need monks but for nondenominational Evangelical Bible churches

@ThighHaiSuprise Women have unironically changed demeanor entirely when they’ve seen my wedding ring/I’ve said I’m married. It’s like “oh thank god, I’m safe,” and it makes me feel [redacted]

i make women uncomfortable with my general presence

@yeah_that_gbb You’ll hear a constant, faint “TCU, TCU, TCU” from a southeasterly direction from here forward

I should go to seminary school

Like why is it not okay for young/new furries that not every space caters to every single group of people. That’s just not how anything works. Friend groups and party circles are by nature exclusionary

It may be that people commonly do these when partying/raving, you’d still see both at a “normal” party of similar intensity, and maybe you need to just not go. You’re not meant to be everywhere

@yeah_that_gbb @KiwiThoma Me too bestie. I just got my first progressive lenses and I’ve had to make the font on my phone larger. Feeling very normal about both

@jackscheisse @KiwiThoma Me basically

About to make my account 25+. If you can’t rent a car DNI

@KiwiThoma @yeah_that_gbb Geriatric Boundaries Bestie

@yeah_that_gbb @jackscheisse Gone Beach Bestie The beach that makes you old ✊😔

@KiwiThoma You’re 26 so you’re grandfathered in

@jackscheisse I don't have a driver's license can we still be friends tho king

I’ve see Some twinks

it really do be like that

not to even mention 300k for a 50 year old double wide in a park

Grand, yeah, sure, alright

I will get in your car and immediately start changing your EQ settings dog I'm bigger than you

Drag queen named Ma LaDaptive

There are singles signing on in your area