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My 7 year old: “I wish Santa was my dad. He just brings presents when you ask.” Me: Mmmm, no honey- Santa is a one night stand, not daddy material.

“Satisfaction is about the combination, the layering, the contrast..”

Finally, some good news amidst a shit storm of disjointed politics and bad business policy

My baby boy watching the Hula show, “Mama, can boys do this too?” Me: No, I don’t think so sweety.” Him: “when I grow up I’m gonna make it my job to make sure boys can do it too.” <3

@shannonmstirone @weatherdak As a mother of 2 I am constantly anxious & in fight or flight mode. It is exhausting. So this is the grand question:where to fly to? Is there any place I can raise children where they can breathe & feel safe? @weatherdak I beg for answers! Midwest? Maine? Must I go so far away?

I'm curious how other Californian's feel seeing footage like this. I see these things and I immediately feel suffocated and anxious. Our air has not been safe to breathe for nearly a month. I've crossed some threshold for capacity to withstand endless fires.

Smoke from wildfires in Northern California drifting over the Pacific maritime cloud layer.

WTH do you do if there’s a mandatory fire evacuation and a global pandemic SIP order?! 🙄 I give up. You win. Whoever or whatever you are, you win. #letitburn

Pretty proud of you for this move @jack 👏🏼✊🏼 #OaklandUndivided #EducationWithoutExclusion mercurynews.com/2020/05/15/twi…

Readership and consumption of media have increased exponentially resulting in the dumbest of turds asserting big, albeit half-baked opinions, and I think it’s a good thing.

Capiche? nytimes.com/2020/05/03/opi…

@TwitterSupport Hi @TwitterSupport I constantly receive texts re password reset request that I did not initiate. What should I do?

Only time in history your takeout comes with a roll of TP & you don’t question eating it

2 hula hoops, 1 beach ball, lots of creativity. More attempts to stay sane in a world that isn’t. #ShelterInPlace

Anyone else feel a tinge of sorrow when the 8pm howl begins? So many separated from the pack..

Messages on a shipment of ventilators from California. Thank you to the people of California and Gov. Newsom. We are so moved by the outpouring of support & solidarity 💪

Who’s ready to advance a decentralized healthcare ecosystem?! Transnational telemedicine solutions have never been more crucial. The time is now. #pandemicsolutions #telemedicine #teletesting

There's no reason an economic crisis needs to also be a health insurance crisis. That's a policy choice we make. Other countries show you can solve it in all sorts of ways — single payer, multi payer, public insurance, private insurance — but it is very, very solvable.

Evolution!

When you live 5 miles from work but it takes you over an hour to ge

Yaaaaaaaaas! Belgium FTW!!! #worldcup2018