Jake Christensen

Crosswalk buttons that don't actually do anything are the original dark pattern. #cx #design #technology

The EU made it illegal to design websites that trick people into doing stuff they didn't mean to do. Amazon's internal team reportedly nicknamed their own cancellation process "Iliad" after Homer's epic about a multi-year struggle. Somebody knew. #cx #design

@JasonPSargent Oh I plan to "two balls in the air were too many for Lady, so she went and laid down" is funny and insightful on several layers.

@jake_dc Can’t wait to hear you use it this week…

The story of Lady the Dog is my new favorite #ldsgeneralconference anecdote... sorry to Elder Uchtdorf's airplane story, no longer number 1.

Also also - LDS General Conference speakers are aces for cheesy dad jokes, elite. Cheesy and elite.

Trying to get five kids out the door for church on time is the most complex logistics problem I (help) manage in any given week and it's not close. #dadlife

I mean, when ecclesiastical leaders tell us all how critical church attendance is - I agree, but also what is the diminishing return on 5 rowdy teens, preteens, and a young kiddo come screaming into a quiet chapel like a Twisted Sister music video?

I tried being a shaman like that one time. Turns out my spirit animal is just a raccoon that knocks over the trash of my abandoned hobbies every full moon

Signed all my kids up for music lessons and set up a band room in the house. My wife said "you didn't even hesitate." I have been waiting for this moment for sixteen years. Hesitation was never an option. #dadlife

Using AI to write first drafts of ANYTHING is like having a session musician who plays every note perfectly but doesn't know the song. Technically impressive. Doesn't feel right yet. You still have to show it where the groove is. #AI #technology

Geez I get back on this platform after a year and the first thing I notice is me dumbo typo back in 2024. Who was that guy.

. @MiroHQ I'm not how long it's existed, but the relaxing ASMR background music timer on your platform is "chef's kiss"

Claude being down feels like when you’re too annoying to a lead developer and he blocks your number… you know who you are, Jason.

I've not been on twitter for a while, anything change in the past 9 or so months?

@KendraBartle My wife used to not segregate the whites from the darks & colors for equality purposes, but since taking some critical theory laundry classes she now separates them so the colors & darks can have their own space from the whites. I worry it’s making the whites whiter though.

I've been informed that my last 300 tweets did not post, it appears I've been just typing into a word document. #theoffice #creed

Proud of my team at Integrity (TA's parent company) - we've been driving hard on a 2.5 year project creating significant digital transformation and launching/integrating new software, experiences, marketing, and UX/CX for a large group of fantastic interc…lnkd.in/gQkVWGty

My wife just shared with my that my son has been watching youtube walkthroughs of how to quickly solve a rubix cube, and had successfully solved it today! I've never been more sure he is my son.

@JasonPSargent Ideally, sure - but in a world full of poor experiences, the good stuff stands out! "I want a website/app/ad like what [insert successful brand here] does". For us as consumers the less friction the better!

@jake_dc Disagree. The best experience design is when you don’t even notice it.

Good experience design is like good art, you know it when you see it. #cx #technology