Jake Simpson

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@Cobratate Go on Tatey!

I will give away 100,000 dollars tonight. Simply retweet and comment below.

@Tesco just bought these from Tesco, still in date. Get home to find mould on them.

Finally know who Hayley looks like. #Homealone4 #LoveIsland

@ChloWilliams95 Very familiar!

@bradjones_dj Mike

@bradjones_dj You're joking?! Not mike 😩

@ChloWilliams95 You now stalk me on all social media possible 😉

@TheoCampbell15 needs to come back and explain to Chris the meaning of a tuna melt #LoveIsland

Olivia is so happy that gabby fucked up worse than she did #LoveIsland

It really bugs me when people butter toast and don't spread into the corners! 🍞🍞

@Hillerzz @bet365 @SkyBet this is my mates bet, so it clearly came in @bet365 trying to rip people off!!

@bet365 I'm watching this game and there was definitely 2 goal kicks. My mate did the same bet on @SkyBet and it came in as a win...

I just love sitting in traffic 🚗🚦

It's so annoying seeing people pick out the bad points in the Home Alone films! They're over 20 years old and still the best Christmas films

Can't get over how rude drivers are down London way! 😂😂 no road manners whatsoever!

At Heathrow waiting to get on the plane! 🇹🇭✈️🌴🌤 #thailand #kohsamui #kohphangan

It's so annoying when you order a double and they give you a single! How hard is it to get a McDonald's order right?!

@bet365 I have DM'd you