Jake Arthur

He’s not even looking at the catcher when he finishes a pitch most of the time and he’s acting like the mound is the issue

I hate pitchers that just get lucky to find the strike zone

Boy if anything will save your night it’s that kind of defense

Well you see…that’s the incorrect take. That’s why the Roger Moore bond movies were great…

Personally I think @JoeyVotto would have rather proven the umpire wrong with a walk or hit than let a robot do it.

My 12 yo son gets into phrases he uses as chirps in hockey, so when he finds one he likes, that’s all he says. Right now it’s “give your balls a tug” Me: “honey, take the garbage out.” Him: “give yer balls a tug.” Me: “that makes no sense” Him: “better give yer balls a tug.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ So of course half the time I’m scrolling dudes whining on social media and I really desperately want to write: “maybe you should give yer balls a tug.” My writer’s tongue is being corrupted by my own (hilarious) kid

Griffey’s home run swing is unrivaled, but Geno’s is pretty pretty

GENO!

Sorry, but there were a couple abs challenges that were minuscule. Guy may not be the best to ever do it, but have a little bit of sense about it

I have this tattoo of this man

Might be my favorite actor

Behold. Before they die a frozen death

@lololeereverie @BraddrofliT I’m not opposed to manifestation, but I was asked to create one for my job, so I photoshopped Waldo into it

@BraddrofliT Men are making vision boards the end is near

Ladies & Gents - a member of the Trump cult 🤦🤦🤦 If you have to actually type this bs, you're a weak little boy....not a man.