jake keller

*Krystal Corporate CEO: We need a new slogan Employee: Does it have to be good? CEO: Not at all

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

@hibeautiful_lu A watch

What are some things to eat to really impress your doctor with your stool sample?

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

New rug came in and frankly I think it really pulls the room together

Hey man saw your mom on the way to Chatt today

learned a new horrific thing is happening that i didnt even know about

golden ratio money spread seal

In the Dick’s Last Resort bathroom sobbing. Why would they treat me and family this way?

Denial Is A River Show | Premiering January 2nd 2025

It’s time.

You don’t see great advertising like this anymore

nicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off bit.ly/3S92fmf

Yet another thing I have going for me

Jabba the Hutt voice:

Recorded in a dingy basement at a party, Billy String’s ‘Dust in a Baggie’ is the YouTube video that reinvigorated Bluegrass and introduced it to a new generation.

Dumping soil in the middle of the sea

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend Dogville Comedies - College Hounds 1929 / United States / Jules White & Zion Myers 🍻sound on🍻