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@unusualnamdi Most places are way too busy to shit Dow their kitchen during rush to make an order of noodles
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This woman is trying to order Chinese food from her local restaurant. She claims she has celiac disease and insists on gluten free items only.
She even requests that the food be prepared separately from where the normal food is prepared, and that all surfaces including the woks be scrubbed with soap and water before they cook her food separately.
The restaurant replies that they can make her a gluten free meal but they don’t have the time to thoroughly scrub down everything just to make one meal. You can tell she’s irritated they said no, but is her expectations to accommodate her condition realistic?
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My favorite thing about the new twitter algorithm is that if you book a medical procedure your tl will start hitting you with fud about that medical procedure
Scheduled my LASIK consult and suddenly anti-LASIK posts have appeared on my timeline for the first time. Very funny
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Reminder that just bc someone follows u doesn’t mean they’re ur friend
✿freesia✿@basedrexic
✿would you subtract 15 years off all of your oomfs lifespans?✿
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@skullverz Why not reach for it? I’ve reached into the toilet countless times
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What the fuck does one do in this situation
𐂯@skullverz
Oh MY FUCKING GOD HELP THE BLADE IS STILL IN THE TOILET. I OBVIOUSLU CANT REACH FOR IT AND IT WONT FLUSH OMG
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no staff here and no posted emergency contact information ive done all i can do
evil food eater❤️🩹@vamplimic
THERE IS A BAT IN MY GYM
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@mr_eee_esq @SCHIZO_FREQ @RockyTolt Obligatory plug to volunteer as a helper for your local Special Olympics because it’s fun as fuck
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@SCHIZO_FREQ @RockyTolt Paralympics is different than Special Olympics
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Every pillar of society that allowed the events in this video to occur must be systemically dismantled
Stanley Graps@stanleygraps
How did the Olympics allow this 0 ROM bench 💀
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@vgtbIe @sadricecakes If it makes you feel any better, me & my mom & most people I know who drive have had someone get in our car at least once thinking it’s theirs.
Sometimes they sit down next to us and start chitchatting before they realize & panic.
It’s funny, common, and inoffensive. 🫶
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@sadricecakes …oh my god stop i accidentally did this to a stranger’s car bc once i had a rental at the time and it looked like mine I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
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my car doors unlock sutomatically when i park ok .,, YALL tell me why i was chilling in the aldi parking lot and an old man opened my car trunk thinking it was his today 😭 i have hello kitty and sparkly stickers on my trunk. HE SAW MY UNICYCLE BACK THERE
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@OldCorps143 @GeorgeRoush OP def provided the car more for the uniqueness of the opportunity than a financial need, but my point stands. They do excellent work & provide an underappreciated service.
At our local u can get haircuts from cosmetology & the culinary students cook for the public sometimes!
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@OldCorps143 @GeorgeRoush Probably the first one. They said they loaned it as a teaching aid. I’ve had the local bodywork students work on my car before; it’s the perfect symbiotic relationship if you can’t afford a repair & are willing to let the kids learn off it.
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I loaned my 1971 Lincoln to a highschool as a teaching aid.
They were learning classic restoration on it. Look at the miracle they pulled off:
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it’s like if the default iphone alarm sound was an image
Nostalgia Galaxy@NostalgiaGalaxy
Only real ones know what came after seeing these 😭
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You people and your problems
Josh Billinson@jbillinson
@AlsikkanTV It’s a magnet that makes your phone useless until you physically get back up and tap your phone on it again! I have it set so almost all of the apps on my phone won’t work when I use it and it’s delightful. nymag.com/strategist/art…
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I just spoke with an auto body shop owner who had somebody do this.
They ghosted him when they realized how far away he lives.
He showed up for work on Monday despite not being hired
They put him to work. It’s been a week. He’s still there. We’ll see.
꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_
I got ghosted for a virtual job interview yesterday and never heard back… today I showed up and said “hi I’m here for my interview” they said “what time was it” I said “yesterday at 2 and no one showed up so I came in person ☺️” because girl it’s been 4 months UNEMPLOYED yall gonna have to say No to my face 😅🥲
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@CharlesKirkYume IKR it was hard to process bc of how unbelievable it was & I still feel like it’s impossible to talk about without sounding like im lying bc it’s so wild
Like what the fuck is that
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Apparently “suspected BPD” is in my chart & it’s because of the therapist who i stopped seeing after 2 sessions bc he told me to get naked to stop being abused
i’m not exaggerating in the slightest, that was literally his advice
but im the unhinged one
𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗰 🌸@hallucirexic
BPD is overdiagnosed in women who are likely struggling with a complex combination of several mental illnesses, not getting the ACTUAL help that they need, and creating a neverending, inescapable loop of madness. it's essentially being used as a modern-day hysteria diagnosis imo.
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I like the graphite suppliers but my favourite is definitely the woman with the warehouse of engines who likes to sing.
Joe@JoePostingg
If you get deep enough into TikTok your feed becomes mostly Chinese commodity wholesalers
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