Jared Quinn (Parody)

You can now MOSTLY find me at @jared@social.artemai.art over on #Mastodon.

Is there any other type of nature break than a rolling one? Do the women also do it 'rolling'? #AskSBSTDF

Caption this. Wrong answers only.

@kvlly Also, many MANY people are not interested in entrepreneurship, and don’t want to be a founder of anything. We need a way to teach people how to become employee #17 of someone else’s startup. That’s VERY different than working for Microsoft.

@elonmusk Option C. The decentalised open social federated network

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

The irony is strong

@adamzwar I vision switched the venue screen for the Sixers at North Sydney last night - no where near as large as a broadcast production (they're one of our inputs) but due to rain we were smashed - it's our crew who keeps entertaining the crowd on the big screen in the absence of sports!

@adamzwar We live for those moments in sports production... And listening to broadcast director is part of my job, but never gets old.

Episode 3 of Across the Fediverse is online, this week I interview Calc, founder of the CalcKey project - another federated microblogging tool that thanks to ActivityPub is entirely interoperable with Mastodon. tunes.artemai.art/library/tracks…

Happy official adoption of IPv4 day.. today marks the 40th anniversary of ARPANET officially adopting IPv4, after starting with 1822 & NCP.

@yaakov_h @HyperKarting that's what it was! KJ7OMO was curious.

I wish @HyperKarting a very happy f**k off and leave our skies alone

Why did we ever turn them back on?

@kxly4news We felt he was missing something....

BREAKING: Moscow Police press conference Bill Thompson-Latah County Prosecutor Suspect Bryan Kohberger facing 4 Counts first degree murder. Graduate student at WSU. Being held without bond. Will be back in court in Penn. Tuesday afternoon.

@JordanRasko Best response though.

Imagine trying to flex the fuel emissions of your car collection on a teenager

@yaakov_h It's been failwhaling.

The official first-party Twitter app says I’ve hit my rate-limit, despite having not used Twitter at all for the last half hour because I was driving. Wat.

It's podcast day - find out what's been happening "Across the Fediverse" tunes.artemai.art/library/tracks…

Episode 1 of my weekly fediverse news bulletin podcast is online! tunes.artemai.art/library/tracks…

@mangopdf *all the things*

i'm going to the dark web do you want anything

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

Keeping lists of who is naughty and nice is a contravention of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679. #SantaGDPR #NoCookiesForSanta