For I am the Frizzle Fry

@KristenParlay23 jealous af only place w/ imax-ish 3d is movie tavern and they want x2 AMC for reg 3d and i am torn

We are all going to the Mario movie at 10:00 pm Y’all I’m so excited

@Bigbetsbrand123 correct to send my buddy home after illinois not winning

How we feeling? 👀👀

@MLBHR @KristenParlay23 been up since 3am and just kicked friend out this is for you

Salvador Perez - Kansas City Royals (2) Solo 417 feet +525

@KristenParlay23 they're awesome if you know to stick to outer lane unless turning in i run thru em like Mario w/ a star knowing if the inner lane crosses into me they are liable

Y’all booty was driving we are in Topeka at my parents all weekend—anyway We pull up on a round about Brooooooo it was chaos and apparently all my fault Like round abouts are so stupid to explain 😭😭😭😭😭

@KristenParlay23 careful w/ that rotator cuff maam you'll miss it

Booty and I went outside to throw again today Y’all. My shoulder is bbq chicken 😭😭😭😭 We had to soft toss

Reggie Denkins is a gem for those bored off their ass w/ every subscription but mlb.tv because my teams are blacked out and would require me to sub to TWO other networks at $20/mo on top

@KristenParlay23 play of the week is going to be insane tomorrow vs the stop-steal yesterday

Play of the day if you ignore the score 🙃🙃🙃

Laura I know you're following me here <3 you blue ice eyed succubus

wtf we doing w/ tigers over cards 11-6 in the 9th? call the damn game, they're at home

@KristenParlay23 i will always laugh at how my ex was a bjork look-a-like mixed with madonna's teeth but holy shit this is the perfect mashup and i wanna send her this lol 15 yrs later we're still friends because her problem was drugs not fucking around fun but not really

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@FanaticsBook South Carolina errr let's fade UCONN again! how about Illinois with a hard S

If you had $100 in FanCash, who would you put it on to advance to the National Title game? 👀

@Bigbetsbrand123 @playbook over 1.5 bases

Dinger Lotto Good Luck If Tailing🍀

@ThisGirlBetz 🌠

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@CashCing @Playbook over 1.5 bases

The easiest 10k ever made 🚀

@Bigbetsbrand123 luckily i was busy hitting over 7.5 tho

Lunch Money Parlay Good Luck If Tailing🍀

@Bigbetsbrand123 blah, was just hitting enter

@KristenParlay23 need backup?! i need mountain air

I want to attempt the glizzilla

@Bigbetsbrand123 are they sponsoring you? i quit doing player stat parlays at ALL COSTS there if it wasn't no sweat because @FanDuel the CHOICE is YOURS after getting burned on one of *your* 7 leg parlays in feb

A lot of you guys keep saying you cashed this yesterday, and asking why I restarted FD didn’t void the injury so I’m personally starting over despite most of you guys cashing yesterday Always striving to uphold my integrity in a space that desperately needs more honesty! 🫡

@FuckParlays oh shit, i thought you were talking about the parlay missed out on most of these 😱

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@KristenParlay23 nephew just got my moms 2009 pilot he's flipped 4 wheelers, side by sides, and a boat you are in for some shit lol

@jasoninbr lol

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