jayloy

is trying to figure out if you include intercompany revenues in the valuation of a customer relationship.

wondering why i care whether you include intercompany revenue in a customer relationship valuation.

trying to get a girl to come over to my place through text messages.

Wondering why i haven't been using twitter in so long

I just ate at the worlds most depressing burger king in the middle of nowhere Indiana. This is where hope and ambition comes to die.

The happiest thing in this town is the tigger tattoo on the morbidly obese lady's shoulder, which I can see because of her tube top.

Somehow I created super vacuum while drinking my diet coke and the straw sucked half the skin from my lip.

@jmtryneski I am in if the ticket is available still.

Celebrating my first Father's Day at @lwoodstap. Believe I even had a @dagjuhlin sighting @SteveDahlShow.

Need to win these tickets! RT @WLUW: @TheGetoBoys live at @ThaliaHallChi tomorrow! 6/18 Retweet for a chance to win tickets!

The reason why @guster is the greatest band ever? Cover of Katy Perry's firework.1

Why did no one tell me Combos are delicious? I feel I have been cheated out of years of enjoyment.

@V10kate - its like they took my request: @timeoutchicago annual "cheap eats" issue this week is all about tacos dlvr.it/1vyL39

.@V10kate I already put the car for sale on Craigslist.

To anyone shopping @target on Roosevelt and Clark, sorry, that was me.

RT @Schubas: RT for a chance to win a pair of tix to see @GREGLASWELL w/ @thecatapult on Sunday, June 10 at 8pm (18+). bit.ly/JEtCMC

After a night of tacos and @target, this night was officially declared #theTits by @v10kate

#Twitition Make SteveDahlShow the new co-host with KellyRipa on #LiveWithKelly twitition.com/kzi62

Bieber and Usher stole that dance from Wormser and Latrell from revenge of the nerds.

Honold's favorite player was burned for a touchdown.