jess (mauga brainrot🏝️)

introduction post c: hiii i’m jess ! i post primarily about mauga and other overwatch related stuff <3 i’m sometimes self indulgent so you might see peeks of mauga x s/o stuff on occasion >< thanks for sticking around buddy !! ❤️

new rarepair unlocked

@BaptisteCEO notice how the finger is pointing toward his armpit (smell it)

i love you so much baptiste overwatch

he gen looks like an idiot this is the funniest hello expression ever

cant blame people for thinking mauga is the typical nice gentle samoan cause if i saw him smiling stupid as fuck i would too

im so sorry other mauga

@noIuvdeepweb mainly ana, juno, kiri. but i’ve been practicing more supps :). i don’t try to healbot since i always try to mix in damage when i can. i know stats aren’t everything but it’s like? i’m ANA how am i not healing more ? 😭

@jessdotmp4 what supps do u play

am i the only one that literally tries my ass off to heal the team and i STILL get the least amount of healing by like. thousands??? i fucking swearrr i’m healing 😭

@6luelights WHY DID IT USE THE GIF TWICE HELP

@6luelights 45% winrate on kiri

having a high winrate on heroes idgaf abt and a low winrate on heroes i actually like

@AquamarineOW why did that mauga do that

My road is full of support shaped potholes 😞

@feffielow i love that everyone uses his tropical skin it’s just objectively his best cosmetic

baptosis

not sure how i only now noticed this but in mauga’s laughing emote when he’s smiling, his grip on his chainguns are more relaxed! but when he switches to a more serious expression, his grip tightens on them! he’s even good at acting friendly through body language 😭❤️ !!!

i have absolutely zero desire to buy his jotunn and magma skins because i don’t like them i’m sorry i absolutely ignore them when they pop up in my shop

i feel like such a mauga larper because i only have like 6 of his skins (recolors, rugby, new empire) because i returned to overwatch during vendetta’s season so i missed out on almost all of his battle pass cosmetics so now i get really sad when i see someone with them

@BaptisteCEO did you expose him to a radioactive substance

show me your mauga levels guys.. i’m just a wee little level 22 mauga

@PachiNipplePVE thank you .. sniffle..

@jessdotmp4 Ill pass on the crown to you

guys am i considered the mauga ceo yet

@b3rrysm00th1e RIGHT

@jessdotmp4 Emphasis on the "Eyes like a demon" one cuz GOOD GOD

mauga’s samoan voice lines really be doing something to me icl

@Rivalledd I MEANT TO SAY ANA HELLO

@Rivalledd me and my level 22 mauga and my highest level is level 42 and (i main support) 😭💔