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@SaveUSAKitty @GBNEWS Good ol’ Porky Parry

💥💥💥💥 British broadcaster Mike Perry has just CRUSHED it— he's got Keir Starmer's number DOWN PAT! PERRY: “ You know, he turns up in Saudi Arabia, he's sitting alongside the Saudi Arabian leader, you know, Mohammed bin Salman, and he looked like a little boy in the headmaster's study being admonished for things that he hasn't done, because he's actually called press conferences at Downing Street to tell us, face into camera, we didn't join in the attacks, you know, we weren't part of the strike force, we haven't supported the Americans. He's trying to make it so clear for his voters, you know, for the people who wants to support him in politics. And yet, he has the cheek to turn up in Saudi Arabia and announce, we've got a peace deal, you know, we've come to an agreement, we've got a pause. But you've said so many times you didn't want to be a pause. He looks nothing like a world leader. And I'll tell you why. He can't lead in this country, certainly can't lead the world. And that's because I believe he doesn't have any firm principles. He sways in the wind like this, depending on who he's trying to please.”

I was in the Middle East this week. Here’s why.

UP THE WOLVES!!!

@reduxx Shouldn’t be too hard to find looking like that 😂

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 A trans-identified male convicted of murdering a baby has been quietly released from prison 30 YEARS EARLY. Jonathan "Autumn Cordellioné" Richardson was turned loose in Evansville, Indiana, with no notice given to prosecutors or the public. reduxx.info/exclusive-tran…

@GrahamSmyth @hellsbelles92 Good question tbh Graham and sounds positive for him - tbh I sometimes forget he’s even on loan here

Quite a few of you wanted an update on Facundo Buonanotte. Asked Daniel Farke, this is what he had to say. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/football…

😢 A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced her "retirement" after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events. "I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events." "With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community." #Darts | Via Noa-Lynn Van Leuven Instagram

So who the fuck do we play in defence for rest of April? WE ARE FUCKED #lufc

MASSIVE FUCK YOU TO THE CUNT ON HERE THAT SAID FA CUP SEMI FINALS DONT KICK OFF AT 3pm SUCK IT

Ally McCoist on @talksport “they are running the thing up here aren’t they, that’s why” 😂😂

Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

As a man I fucking can’t stand the misogyny men show towards women’s football fucking pisses me right off

Who’s picked them remaining Scottish games out Rod Stewart? Surely Hearts should be given advantage at the split for being top? Instead Celtic in 3rd get Hearts and Rangers both at home???

@ibroxrocks Ewen is a top lad but yeah the glasses get in the bin

Man has a point. If poor taste in glasses.

@Aadam_Aziz @jkyleofficial @TalkTV @DrHWazir shurrup you fucking bed wetter

Absolutely disgraceful racism from @jkyleofficial on @TalkTV. As the camera zooms in on me and @DrHWazir on the picket line, he sneers that “a lot of them have come into this country to be doctors.” He based this solely on the colour of my skin. I was born in the UK. I studied and trained in the UK and I currently work as a doctor in the NHS. My grandfather fought for this country in WW2. This is racist, demeaning, and utterly unacceptable.

@JamieDeAth1 @London_W4 how does that strap feel?

@London_W4 This why I love a Casio

Well, I’ve taken watching someone get mugged in London this morning as a warning and finally, after owning my Rolex from new for over twenty years, I’m getting it sent off for a valuation so that I can get it insured. Has been on my mind to get it done for ages, so now I am. I’ve worn this watch all day, every day for all of that time, except about four days. Takes several weeks to get it back and already I’m feeling naked without it.

@EdwardJames What Leeds fan is saying we are safe?

Leeds aren't as safe as they think they are. A West Ham win against Wolves and a Leeds loss against Man Utd will give a gap of 1 point. Tottenham could slip into the bottom 3 if Sunderland win or draw. Forest will be in the mix if Villa win. #EPL #LUFC #NFFC #THFC #WHUFC

HEARTS AWAY TO CELTIC ON FINAL DAY OF THE SEASON SPFL GTF

@Baggies21 @henrywinter

@henrywinter The dirtiest game in English football was “The Battle of Bramhall Lane”

“Recriminations forgotten, the players swap shirts,” so intoned the commentator at the end of what’s been called “the dirtiest game in English football history”. Chelsea v Leeds in the FA Cup final replay of 1970, the most watched club game in English TV history... 1/2

Moron cries over #Supergirl trailer and calls people who dislikes it Bots

@Whuollyhx we've had 5 seasons of meslier - we hate our keepers by default now

Guarantee if it was a young Leeds keeper you’d love it tho