Jennifer Marmor

I unfollowed three national parks but you know what? It's worth it.

Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.) To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!

@digitalurn <3

LA is so cool because I can get a delicious cup of coffee and some tasty toast mere steps away from an unspeakable tragedy befell my family. There's also a Gelson's nearby

@JVoltage @clhubes My 5-year-old refers to any day in the past, yesterday or many days ago, "last day."

@clhubes I’m so impressed!!!

What is the superior Ben & Jerry's flavor? Half Baked or Cherry Garcia? Let's fight about it in Vermont. bit.ly/JJHOVT24

you can’t call it RETRO NEWS if it happened on this very website 😭

How long has Roy been holding back this kind of knowledge?

@clhubes truly what else are you supposed to do?

Our kid at 2 years old: I'm losing it! Me: It's so funny when he says he's losing it. Where does he get that from? *an hour later* Me: GAH I can't believe I left my phone in this weird place, I'm losing it!

@joshgondelman I’m so sorry, what a huge loss for you and Maris. Sending you so much love. 💕

R.I.P. to Bizzy (2007-2024), the squishiest little goblin who ever lived. We loved you so much!

.@JesseThorn found a zoo in Minnesota where he can pet a capybara. He wants to stop there on our way to our show tomorrow, but I said NO. No time. HOWEVER, if you people repost this ticket link 150 times (av weight of a capybara) I will let Jesse do it. bit.ly/JJHOSTP24

We are currently seeking a native English-speaking man who would be willing to assist us with our podcast male voiceovers. Our podcast, "On Auschwitz," delves into various aspects of the history of the German Nazi camp. Some of the historians we feature on the podcast primarily speak Polish, which is why we require voiceover translations. Each podcast episode typically runs for around 30 minutes, and we anticipate needing your assistance a few times a year. We are looking for an individual with some recording experience and access to recording equipment. We need only the recording as we do all the editing. We can also help with the challenges of pronunciation of some of the difficult words. Presently, there is one podcast episode on hold due to the absence of an English speaker male voice. If you are open to contributing your skills voluntarily and becoming involved in this educational project that reaches with historical facts to global audiences, please do not hesitate to get in touch with us at: podcast[at]auschwitz.org. You can listen to our podcast at podcast.auschwitz.org

Don’t let this happen to you. In EITHER Portland. Tickets to Judge John Hodgman Live are DISAPPEARING right now in Maine (bit.ly/JJHOME24) and Oregon (bit.ly/JJHOPORT24) #JJHO

Gonna tell my kids this was the Judge John Hodgman Podcast maximumfun.org/events

@joshgondelman There is someone who works at the target by my house who I have seen outside smoking a cigar as if he's taking a cigarette break!!

I saw a guy puffing a cigar at 3pm today, and I don't know, cigars just seem like night smoking to me.

@joshgondelman I should also say, we showed him Adam Sandler’s last minute Halloween costume ideas on Weekend Update. For weeks we were hearing “I’ve got a pickle for an arm! Isn’t that CRAZY? Gimme some candy!” An absolute joy tbh

@jmarms Hahahaha! Okay fair!

I’m laughing so hard at Adam Sandler’s new comedy special and it feels like a vindication of my taste as a twelve-year-old.

JJHo: Road Court is hitting the midwest in three weeks! maximumfun.org/events

Whose tv station is airing Jeopardy after Wheel?? I had no idea this happened.