Johnny Jazz Hands

It's not climate change, it's just slowly becoming hell.

@DNVR_Nuggets Need a score first bench player to get 12-15 a night. When jokic off the floor you have a different game plan... Either lock down defense or all scoring. Currently the bench looks like a pickup game with random strangers who've never met. Need one guy to takeover.

🗓️ The trade deadline is Thursday What do you hope the Nuggets do? What type of player do they need to ad? Be realistic 👇🏻

@denvermayor Jokic 40/40 season. 40 points 40 minutes.

Breakfast club on a trump commercial, we are cooked.

The slowest dumpster fire. #MyXAnniversary

@Stocktwits Should have been investing 10g instead of being a newborn. SMH.

$NKE went public on December 2nd, 1980... If you invested $10,000 in the IPO, it would be worth over $4.1 MILLION today Meanwhile, this was me at -15 years old not existing instead of buying, SMH

New proxy war just dropped.

@DelLeFevre 😭😭😭

@johnnyhatchback Feels inevitable

Rest in peace to a legend.

On July 25, 1972, the notorious Tuskegee syphilis experiment came to light. Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/GvJLs

Cal Quantrill said “you jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck” to Reese McGuire. #RedSox #Rockies That caused the benches to clear.

Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011. According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.

This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.

@CaesarsSports I had to face Roy Halladay in tryouts my freshman year. I fouled one into the parking lot and I was strutting around like it was a Homer. At least made him laugh a little.

Linux people today:

We're almost there, folks.

When you say something to your crush and they reply, 'thanks friend!'

When you get railed on mushrooms call that a psilosybian.

Need to check Melania bank account for any recent large withdrawals...

Oh fuck. RIP.